Ell_Michelle *crossing state lines with my shadow*

I tip 25%+ when I order Uber Eats. I’m a server, I live off tips too- but if you don’t read your messages in the app when you’re getting my order, I’m absolutely reducing that tip.

@sparklingsirens @rayalovs @SarahKempter @roryglmorex @MrJoeMcBob Not all vitiligo is large patches either. I have it, but it’s just polka dots scattered across my body.

@rayalovs @SarahKempter @roryglmorex @MrJoeMcBob Good to know! I never noticed

This is the way Taylor does actual meaningful activism. Casting a trans man to play your heterosexual love interest and treating him like any other heterosexual love interest is infinitely more revolutionary than 100 Instagram stories.

@TheFatsyCline @ReddCinema What do you want her to do? Give it back? She’s already said so many times she regrets her work and hopes her daughter never feels that way about her body.

@Fanbehavior18_ @ReddCinema Yet she heavily profited off of it and I would like to see a little accountability for that

Kylie Jenner on how she regrets getting plastic surgery at a young age and is hoping her daughter, Stormi, does not do the same. “I would be heartbroken if she wanted to get her body done at 19… I wanna be the best mom and best example for her, and I just wish I could, like, be her and do it all differently. Cause I wouldn’t touch anything.”

@MaryanneY213 @ReddCinema She was a kid. Have some grace bro.

@ReddCinema Yeah no she built a false makeup line off of pretending her lip liners were what caused her fuller lips. Spare us

@Arielmylovee @ReddCinema She was a kid…she was a victim of society standards….she didn’t fuck anyone up, society failed all of those girls including Kylie.

@ReddCinema Girl😂 After fucking up a generation of girls She won't get away unscathed 🙂‍↔️ Amen lolll

@TomZohar @GleekAmber Didn’t she just go to college in California? I never assumed she was from there.

Elle Woods in Legally Blonde is the quintessential rich LA girl which is why Harvard is such a fish out of water experience for her… what do you mean she lived in Seattle

@AgonyNacho @TonixMc1 Those look nothing alike? Not even the structure is the same….

@TonixMc1 I liked it better the first time around

Meghan Trainor llegando a la "Met Gala" de este año ✨️

@pennelopez4 @TonixMc1 The Theme is actually “costume art” and the dress code is “fashion is art”

@TonixMc1 The theme is avant garde sculptures not paintings 🥲 it’s a beautiful gown but I wish it fit the theme more

@asoven8 @kit_kate10 I have very very different experiences. Yeah, Americans are pretentious too- but I’d say I’ve encountered an equal amount of douches’ from all over the world.

@Fanbehavior18_ @kit_kate10 Ofc someone from the USA wont see it lol most these takes come from the US

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@tessmhanson Alternative would also be under that same umbrella.

@tessmhanson Rock is a huge umbrella term. Noah makes “folk rock” but it’s still rock.

@asoven8 @kit_kate10 How is that a U.S. specific trait? Pretentious turds are from all over the world.

@kit_kate10 Honestly TikTok is if the USA was an app lol they just hate on everything and it isn’t a simple “her music isnt for me” it’s always trying to come up with some reason even if it doesn’t make any sense. Only female artists go through this

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

@1i2u2uekdk2i2 @AlfLandonFan36 @0ctoberfullmoon That…looks identical to an American bread display.

@AlfLandonFan36 @0ctoberfullmoon We have in store bakeries too. But we also have a baked goods aisle that has more than white bread

europeans log on twitter and say some shit like “AMERICANS DON’T HAVE BREAD IN GROCERY STORES??” with 100% seriousness like what are you talking about

Some of you dislike popular things just to feel superior.

sometimes babygirl is a 29 year old man

you guys would love a gas station in central florida

One of these days this is gonna mean something so amazing is happening

maga artist sings her maga song with other maga artist and brought out another maga person to a crowd of maga and will be playing at a maga slop festival for more maga