Greg Fidgeon - Author

If you're looking for a new book to read, my novel Ball Or Nothing is available on Amazon - amazon.co.uk/dp/1999793811 It's a funny tale about a bloke who tries to win back his wife by becoming a Premier League footballer, despite being 42, overweight and terrible at #football.

@sturgios I think the investigators have started to put pieces of this case together.

Investigators are now worried the dangerous wolf may belong to a flat pack

WEMBLEY AGAIN OLÉ OLÉ!!!!! 🎶

An apple a day keeps Doctor Tottenham away!

Lingo?

Did you know that entire scene was improvised? The original line was, “Just coffee for me.” But instead the actor blew up an abandoned train station. By chance there were 7 cameras recording. The director loved his 12 minute fight scene and explosions so much he used that instead

@sturgios I was in there at midday after a long dog walk.

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What's the best 'running from the law' road film?

@Jamie_By_Design That's good going. Any recommendations from the 24 Jamie?

Been making a concerted effort to read more #books this year, used to read all the time but fell off in recent years. Managed 24 this year, a small amount for some, but I'm feeling good about it.

"F***ing love you Gumbo."

@BenTrebilcook @StevenEdeSouza I guess you should eat your order with your Hans.

It’s nearly that time, my friend @StevenEdeSouza

Yeah, he really wears his hearth on his sleeve.

"Eye, sea turtles!"

Superbly incongruous and unexplained owl cameo here

The language around immigration has long been carefully policed A small boat migrant generally becomes an asylum seeker on arrival even if their means of entry is illegal. They then eventually become either a refugee or a failed asylum seeker facing deportation

@sw1205 Tell me about it. Still gutted I didn't get a player of the year award but there's still time for BBC Sports Personality!

@FidgeEd Incredibly similar. Woakes didn’t score a match defining goal tho did he…

Just rewatching this morning's action and he was in so, so much pain. What a hero

@FidgeEd The most famous person to visit your profile is Lloyd Griffith.

Hey, @grok , who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

@sturgios Val Hooligan was taken.

Irrespective of any other consideration, Bob Vylan is an absolutely terrible band name