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Fing Duck
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Fing Duck
@FingDuck
Twitter Pervert. Author of several crap circles. Chronic masturbator. Pronouns are Lord, Darth, Master and I identify as a flamethrower.
Labia Minora शामिल हुए Mayıs 2010
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Fing Duck रीट्वीट किया
Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 3:41pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early.
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Isn't it funny how guys have to deal with the past and girls have to deal with the future?
moonchild💫@moonchild23580
Men: Would you date a girl with a past? Women: Would you date a broke guy with potential? 👉 Be honest.
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I wish there was a version of relationships where you can just do titty sucking for a reduced amount of work required.
Julissa@omgjulissaa
Sucking titties makes you immortal
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I would be biting your ass before the fart even ended.
sabrena ʚ♥︎ɞ@onlysabrena
would you still love me if i farted in your face? 🥹
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Because it's Mister and no one will just fuck him and leave he has to do stuff for them like a servant it sucks.
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy
Why is there no male equivalent of "mistress"?
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Fing Duck रीट्वीट किया
Because the only time we even allow you to talk to us is after we've worked and saved the universe and got everything handled and at about then we ain't in the mood for your shit so you get blown off.
princess jia ♡@himexjia
why do men have such low iqs
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I was literally just trying to fart without shitting myself when I read this.
Jessie@Jexxie
I have a fart stuck.
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Be glad I didn't marry a werewolf.
Emily 🦋@EmilySm43
wyd if your girlfriend does this to your car?
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Why would I get mad I just watched a girl take a pee for 3 fake referrals.
Julissa@omgjulissaa
Men, do you get mad over the fact that women can make money so much easier than you guys?
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I worked at a casino where the chick floor people would fucking get you fills during a hand and they would lean so far over to put the money in your tray you felt both of them perfectly I even told this one holy fuck your tits are firm and she's like it's the bra.
Linda🍒@badgalil_
Im curious, do men notice when u press your b00bs against them in a hug?
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I will not bitch about my job ever again.
American Values 🇺🇸@AVGirl4Life
How much do you think he gets paid?
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