FunkMaster Jay

the way Jokic adjusts his scoring approach and touch around the rim for Wemby is so sick man. complete offensive god of basketball wow

Nikola Jokić 40 PTS, 8 REB, 13 AST, 3 BLK, 13/25 FG, 13/15 FT, 0 TOS, 63.3% TS vs Spurs

For those of you that haven’t seen @TheToxicTower fantasy football show, it’s literally this. Worth tuning in.

CM Punk responding to fans booing him after he laid out Roman Reigns on WWE Raw "Fuck you buddy. This is The Garden. The marquee says 'wrestling' - not 'cinema' - you fucking idiot." 😭😭😭

Receiving yardage market share leaders, if only including plays the WR was on the field for, filtered to only include players selected in the top-15. This stat obviously relates to teammate WR talent (signified in the low rates for Alabama and OSU players), but still interesting! Data dates back to 2017.

If I win Kalshi’s billion dollar perfect bracket contest, I will give a million dollars to everyone that retweets this until I’m left with only a million myself

Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first-year Best Ball Drafter. You just got finished watching some Slappy —ADP Chasing, probably. You’re gonna be convinced of that ’til next month when you get to Liam Murphy, and then you’re gonna be talkin’ about how many contests he's won and that the Buffalo Bills aren't going high enough in drafts. “Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because ultimately Roster Construction….” Roster Construction is best utilized by drafting for upside and stacking in Week 17. You got that from Pete Overzet, Best Ball Breakfeast right? Yeah, I saw that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or...is that your thing? You get into the replies of anyone posting about best ball. You watch some podcast and then pawn their player takes off as your own idea just to impress some slappies and embarrass my friends? You dropped $5,000 on an RTS so you don't have to make any real decisions, when you could’ve gotten the same estimated value for free by subbing to @TheToxicTower

BRYCE HARPER TIES THE GAME FOR TEAM USA!

A WR scores 32% MORE fantasy points when FEWER than 3 WRs are on the field Per @FantasyPtsData, the rates each 2025 offense used 3+ WRs on their pass plays 👇 Notable playcaller moves: - Chargers (3rd) get Mike McDaniel (4th-fewest) - Lions (13th) get Drew Petzing (5th-fewest)

KEN BONE FOREVVVAAAA

The Chiefs are signing Ken-Bone Walker 💯 We also need to file a missing pants report for Mike 🤣

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BREAKING: Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker III has signed with the Chiefs, per @Schultz_Report 🏆 94.1 career rushing grade (2nd since 2022) 🏆 293 career missed tackles forced (1st since 2022)

WBC SCHWARBOMB

Think it's clear Bills overpaid for 29-year-old DJ Moore today. Especially given the guaranteed money in 2026, 2027, and 2028. When you're desperate and in "win now or get fired" mode, I get it. But that's not important. What's important is that Luther Burden is going to fuck.

ICYMI Hogmaxxing hit the Toxic Tower last night

Seen a lot of convo of how the recent layoffs impacts Drafts. Drafts will continue to improve, we're going to keep building them, any layoffs related to Fraud are not related to Drafts. We're going to Show more than Tell here re Drafts and product updates but we wanted to provide some clarity given the discourse.

I’m a man of simple pleasures. All I need is a six-pack of beer, a joint of good weed, a couple gummies, 30 mg of Adderall, 0.5 mg Klonopin, a pizza, some ketamine nasal spray, a Coke Zero, half gram of blow, a Perc 30, a mock draft simulator, NFL pro and I’m perfectly content.

There's a fluidity to the way Ja'Kobi Lane moves that I really like. Dude glides.