Gaylord M. Focker, R.N.

The Mrs. told me to go outside and touch some grass, she says "you're too fucking obsessed with @CULionsBaseball, Gaylord. It's getting to be too much, Gaylord" I'll go touch some grass. The greatest damn grass in the land.

Once a Knick, always a Knick 💙🧡 THIS ONE IS FOR THEM.

Crazy how we found a Knicks ring before we found the clitoris

@HaroldMuckton @pluto_dreams13

@pluto_dreams13 @GayMFockerRN

Nigga i thought that was Clint Capela

I wish the Knicks had a James Johnson type guy on this team. Maybe not the most fundamentally sound guy but you didn't fuck with the rest of the team when he was on the court

@thenotorious617 Speaking of choking how about you choke on my dick? It's 2 inches but mighty as hell

After reviewing the first two games with my entire crew, I got the Spurs in 7. The Knicks have choke genes in their DNA. There is a reason they haven’t won a championship in over 50 years. It’s because they’re chokers. And if the Spurs win Game 3 tonight, this series is over. Honestly, I don’t understand how Knicks fans are this confident. You’re acting like the trophy is already in Manhattan because you beat the Spurs by 10 points and 1 point. Meanwhile the Spurs arrive in New York smiling, laughing and looking completely relaxed. I didn’t see panic. I didn’t see fear. I saw a team that understands this series is far from over. I’ve seen this movie before. Bucks vs Suns. 2022. Everybody spent a week celebrating until reality showed up. The pressure is about to hit the Knicks harder than being the underdog ever did. One fanbase is celebrating a championship that hasn’t happened. One team is preparing to play basketball. Don’t let the Spurs get one. Spurs in 7.

Why does Corbin sound like the Chocolate Rain guy? #LoveIslandUSA

@SpecialEdmund Ever seen a bitch with 4 tits?

She got the #RackAttack on her back

Wemby is a stupid chud. Get scoremogged loser Hurricane, Tiki Chick, NYC.

@LeightonPennys @hannahcmontoya I hear that rather than tucking his dick between his legs when he walks, he actually rolls it up like a measuring tape since it's so long

@hannahcmontoya liked my tweet. Give me one chance please, I will let you down.

Mikal Bridges congrats on your celebratory sloppy from a fat San Antonio bitch

@RichieAfrica Just say you couldn't get in blud

Sipping things you can't pronounce (Coors light tall boy in a brown paper bag) in places you can't afford (waiting in Central Park for my friends to go to the Knicks watch party)

@hamasexuals Always down for a brew

@GayMFockerRN Gaylord, beers?

Tony Brothers YOU are a terrorist

If anyone thinks that what Josh Hart did to Devin Vassell was a "hostile act" wait until you find out what Dick Cheney did to the entire country of Iraq

@LeightonPennys I am a nail biter and have fat fingers. The ultimate retard setup

@GayMFockerRN Nice thumb

@MikeLob80085 Michael, I am fat. Please don't deport me Gay

If I was president I would deport all fat people

I have never seen someone actually from NYC ride a citi bike, just saying

@IamDijami Brooks Bollinger

Whoever names the most obscure QB wins.

@esidery These are ass lol

The Rockets have unveiled an entire new set of uniforms: - Modernized red home jersey - Black and red alternate - White road uniform Houston is also fully incorporating mustard yellow again as a primary color from their retro days.