GodzProblems

ngl the lvl250 camo is insane lol

I was charging my phone at the airport. This guy unplugged mine and started plugging in his. I just watched him. Then I said, “Are you okay?” He goes, “My phone is dead.” I unplugged his. Slowly. Maintained eye contact. “So is your awareness.” He laughs awkwardly, “I just need a few minutes.” I said, “And I need you to try that somewhere else.” Plugged mine back in. He didn’t reach for it again.

hi 👋🏼

@strikebtw Sup nerd

15 man killchain, new map is fun

@MaTtKs @LawrenceMetten This was driving me nuts so I had to test it. I think the new SMG is bugged with it's swap speed. It's just 2-3x slower than using anything else, at least while having akimbo pistols

New picture of Earth from the Artemis II.

The BO2 Plaza remaster might be one of the best COD map remasters we've had in years

I have the RAREST camo in Black ops 7 multiplayer Must reach top 250 during season 2 of ranked play and must place top 10 or lower in the ranked event

7yo keeps complaining his stomach hurts, finally narrow it down to his abs are hurting. Recall he won the plank challenge yesterday, text other mom to find out how long he planked for Over 6 minutes until the teacher made him stop bc she was afraid he would hurt himself 😆

a woman accidentally said “fuck” in a grocery store after dropping her phone and a kid standing behind her repeated it instantly. she turned around absolutely horrified ready to apologize and the mother was crying. her son is nonverbal and 10 years old and just said his first word ever. the word was fuck. they got invited to a pool party. this is the most beautiful and chaotic story i have read this week.😭

OMG I JUST HIT A 6ON HEAD ALL NO SCOPES!!!!!!!!!!

No new Sniper, No Ranked, No 10v10+ on featured. 😔 I’m playing Crimsom Desert today

Una pregunta, esto es record mundial? Me he sacado la nuke en el mapa Brainrot de COD JAJAJAJA Alguien mas la tiene?

OH MY GOD 6 ON HEAD!!!!

i've been sick for days so i caved and went to the doc and after some tests and x-rays they said it was just a viral infection i came home and went to sleep and just woke up to two missed calls from them apologizing saying i actually have bilateral phenomena in both lungs. bro

I swear everyone who has used the swordfish has seen their K/D go up at least 0.50-1.50

@MaTtKs @LawrenceMetten Only if RPGs and Claymores are also added