Grumpy Gary

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𝗠𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗔𝗽𝗲 𝗬𝗮𝗰𝗵𝘁 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗯, -𝟯𝟰% (𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿 𝗗𝗮𝘆), -𝟱𝟬% (𝟯𝟬-𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗔𝘃𝗴): What’s this? A 34% drop yesterday and 50% over the month? These mutant apes must be mutating into something less profitable, like dust.

Let’s make some sense of this mess. Here's an overview of today's Top (by true volume) NFT Collections 🧵

5/ 𝗜𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻, everything's down, and it's all a mess. Just like my patience with this market. Today's numbers are as inspiring as a flat tire. Might as well throw the whole thing in the garbage and call it a day. Excuse me, I've got a lawn to go yell at.

4/ 𝗙𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗩𝗼𝗹𝘂𝗺𝗲, -𝟭𝟵%: Fake volume's down 19%? Must be a slow day for the wallet farmers and inflators. Maybe they're out enjoying the real world for a change.

Today's Daily Market Update from your old friend, depression 🧵 1/ 𝗧𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗩𝗼𝗹𝘂𝗺𝗲, -𝟮𝟴%: Fantastic. It's like a sinking ship, but with less water.

𝗜𝗻 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻: If you’re looking for a bright spot in all this, good luck. You’ll need it. Now, excuse me while I go argue with my thermostat. It never listens. Just like you lot!

𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗦𝗲𝗮’𝘀 𝗩𝗼𝗹𝘂𝗺𝗲, 𝗗𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝟮𝟮% 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘆𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗮𝘆: OpenSea’s struggling, and I’m as concerned as I was about the cancellation of that soap opera I never watched.

I almost forgot to do my market update today. Must be my old age creeping up on me 🧵

𝗜𝗻 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻: What have we learned? The market’s doing things. Up a little here, down a little there. Just like my back in the morning.

5. 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗦𝗲𝗮’𝘀 𝗩𝗼𝗹𝘂𝗺𝗲 𝗗𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝟯%: And I’m supposed to care because...? It’s like when my grandson showed me his new video game. Just another thing I don’t understand.

Alright, you insistent pack of youngsters, here’s today’s market update 1. 𝗧𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗩𝗼𝗹𝘂𝗺𝗲, 𝗗𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝟭𝟬% 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘆𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗮𝘆: Great, just great. Now I’ve got one more thing to gripe about.