⚔️ Lute The Exorcist ⚔️ (PARODY)

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@eyeless_rp_ *She clenched her fists tightly before crossing her arms and took a slow deep breath in and let it out* No, I do not. I’m fine deciding what to get him.

@GrumpyLutenant Well you still forgot. Hmph! 😤 Now do you need help getting a gift for this person or not?

*Big sigh* … I can’t believe I fucking forgot about my best friend’s birthday…goddamnit, Lute…

@eyeless_rp_ … I DID NOT MEAN YOU!

@GrumpyLutenant Yeah, it was the seventh. I can’t believe you forgot.

@S0n1cSp33dStar *Lute went silent as well, waiting nervously for a response from him*

@GrumpyLutenant “…” {Sonic doesn’t say anything}

“Come on, guys! We all know what today is! It’s my birthday today! Go ahead and send me all those birthday wishes!” #SonicTheHedgehog #Sega #35thAnniversary

@EvolvedGojir *She waves back with a small smile as she suddenly yawned a moment later and went to go to bed*

@GrumpyLutenant Oh, okay. In that case, I won't bother you, see you later. *I said goodbye with a smile and walked away from her*

@EvolvedGojir *She looked back over at him with the blush still on her cheeks* We can go somewhere later since I’m not even ready to go somewhere yet…I have to take a nap for a bit and then get myself ready for the day…

@GrumpyLutenant Want to talk later? Or go somewhere together? *I encouraged her, trying to touch her hand but didn't have the courage*

@EvolvedGojir I…know… *She looked away, cheeks flushing even more*

@GrumpyLutenant Well, I'm glad you understood... but know that what I said yesterday was true... *I looked at her as I blushed slightly*

@EvolvedGojir No, I’m not mad, I’m just…I don’t know what to say, but I’m…flustered… *Her cheeks flushed a bit*

@GrumpyLutenant No- you're not? *I looked at her in surprise* No- that's not what I expected...

@EvolvedGojir … You…don’t have to apologize…you know? I’m not mad

@GrumpyLutenant Oh, that's- that's good... Um, listen, I wanted... I wanted to apologize to you about yesterday... it wasn't supposed to be like this and I screwed it all up. *scratches the back of my head*

@S0n1cSp33dStar ANYTHING! ANYTHING YOU WANT! JUST PLEASE! *Tears were rolling down her face as her wings drooped very sadly*

@GrumpyLutenant “…What can you possibly do for me…?”

@EvolvedGojir Oh, hey… *She sighed again and crossed her arms over her chest* No, you aren’t…

@GrumpyLutenant *I see her and hesitate to approach her and apologize for yesterday. I take a deep breath and exhale and slowly approach her.* Um, hi Lute... Am I interrupting...?

@KillerinpurpleV *Lute narrowed her eyes at him, not trusting him one bit* Hmph…what fucking ever…just so you are aware, you are the weak one. Not me, asshole *She turned around and quickly flew off*

"I wake up mad knowing your just weak and won't be an adversary worthy to fight... I think I am bored of trying to kill you now..."

@S0n1cSp33dStar IT WAS JUST ONE TIME! I PROMISE, I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU! I WILL DO SOMETHING FOR YOU!

@GrumpyLutenant “…Why…? Why should I…?”

@S0n1cSp33dStar W-WHAT?! NO! SONIC, PLEASE! I CAN’T LOSE YOU TOO! ADAM BROKE UP WITH ME THE OTHER DAY, I CAN’T LOSE MY BEST FRIEND TOO! PLEASE!

@GrumpyLutenant “…I just don’t want you out of my house… I want you out of my life… forever…” {Sonic stays isolated in the corner in the dark, with the hoodie on his head}

@S0n1cSp33dStar *Lute was tearing up more, feeling very awful as she went up to him* PLEASE, IM SORRY! I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU! ANYTHING! PLEASE DON’T KICK ME OUT! *She drooped her wings now*

@GrumpyLutenant “…I think you should leave, Lute… you broke my heart… I gave you my trust and look what happened…”

@S0n1cSp33dStar *She panicked more and started to tear up a bit* P-please, Sonic! It’s not what it looks like! Come on, I’ll make it up to you!

@GrumpyLutenant “…I show up to your birthday and give you the best house party ever, and this is what I get…?”

@S0n1cSp33dStar *She starts to feel awful for forgetting and she starts panicking* Sonic, come on! I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to, it was just one time!

@GrumpyLutenant “…My birthday has passed… no one even bothered to show up… not any of my friends, my family, my girlfriend… and you…”

@KillerinpurpleV Oh, shut the fuck up, asshole! I’m so tired of you trying to kill me and trying to find ways to kill me!

"Yes you do... oh right I almost forgot how much of a scrooge you are... say ba humbug then."

@prin_char_666 YOU ALMOST DROPPED IT MULTIPLE TIMES!!! HOW DOES THAT SHOW YOU ARE GOOD AT MAKING COFFEE?! *She was absolutely furious as she clenched her fists tightly*

@GrumpyLutenant “I am very skilled Lute don’t worry I know what I am Doing! Trust me it also makes Vaggi mad too which I don’t know why but I am very good at making ice coffee!”

Uuuugh…I feel a headache coming on…