Hackerfessions

Hey remember the part where the no-fly list is basically a secret court immune from all constitutional protections twitter.com/BarackObama/st…

Imagine if your city declared that there is no legitimate reason for anyone to visit your neighborhood. washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch…

Zum 70. Geburtstag: Pippi Langstrumpf wäre heute Hackerin #PippiLangstrumpf golem.de/news/zum-70-ge…

.@Hackerfessions with some customers I'm not allowed to pronounce the words "penetration test". Instead I must say "manual technical check".

The ethics policy on my website, decentsecurity.com

Sometimes it’s hard to believe anyone is actually afraid of Russian hackers.

Sometimes I make people's problems worse so they won't ask for tech support again ...

20+ years pro & I *suck* teaching basics to my spouse like phishing, not clicking rando URLs, domain squatting, etc. -- New England

Apache Struts RCE FTW @Hackerfessions @thegrugq

How accurate do you try to be in attributing an Infosec breach? #HackerJeopardy cc @Hackerfessions twitter.com/natashenkabot/…

I still use the temporary password that the school computer system assigned me in 1996. For everything. -- Canada

What is "Military grade" security software? #HackerJeopardy cc @Hackerfessions twitter.com/natashenkabot/…

You'll know attackers are serious when you run into talks about Incident Response Response.

Our first automatic over-the-air upgrade of the kernel just happened. By accident.

I pretend I understand. I don't.

Single and ready to mingle

Spotted a newspaper stand at an airport selling these. Apparently my plane was a time machine.

Obama Invites Arrested Clock-Building Teen To White House onion.com/1QJKotr #WhatDoYouThink?