Samani

Put all your eggs in God's basket and count your chicks before they hatch. They'll all hatch!

@HalimatAdepegba You're really cooked!

@HeisSamani Tax ke No oh

Sha you don fill out your tax like this?

This whole Jos killing is messing up with my mental health. I can't talk or speak clearly with my mum and she would feel it. She keep calling every 2-3 hours.

Nobody suffer this Jos wahala like ppl that got admitted in 2018. We quickly join queue for asuu strike, then COVID, then crisis, then asuu, then new VC 🤦 After 7yrs I managed to complete a 5yrs course. Funny part, my results never reach Senate atm. My last paper was in August

I dey Jos and you dey send me happy new month message??

Peace feels unfamiliar to those who grew up in chaos.

In the last 3,500 years of recorded history, humanity has experienced over 3,200 years of war, meaning there have been fewer than 300 years without major conflict, or roughly 8–10% of the time in peace. War is inevitable. A man that wants peace must prepare for war.

Jos is for the Lord and so is Nigeria 🇳🇬

You go think say na 100m race. God abeg!!!

So painful to see a city you've lived all your life in chaos. Still trying to grasp why a visitor will want to chase a land owner out of his own town. Like how?? May God deliver Jos from the hand of bloodthirsty demons.

The atmosphere around here is tensed! You would feel it. God abeg!

Just because I didn’t allow the SS2 Science students to cheat during their exam on Thursday, they went to report me to their class teacher. The class teacher then went to the principal’s office and falsely accused me of collecting money from the students for the exam. Honestly, it’s the audacity of the class teacher that surprises me. Because I refused to let the students cheat in the exam hall, you still went ahead to lie against me. Now, you’ve put the students in trouble. I explained everything to the principal. I told him that when I entered the classroom to supervise, the class captain brought me Fanta and Gala. I asked what it was for, and he said the students had contributed money to buy it for me. I thanked them. When the exam started, I instructed them that if I caught anyone cheating, I would send them out. Then, out of nowhere, a student said, “After you collected our Fanta and Gala.” I immediately replied that the items were still on the table and they could take them back after the exam. The principal then asked if that was all, and I said yes. Thankfully, I had witnesses, who testified to it. The principal then instructed the class teacher to submit their scripts to his office, and that the class must present the student who made that statement, along with the six students I sent out for cheating.

The Plateau State government has to ban the use of motorcycles across the city with immediate effect.

You'll think this is a joke until you try rendering a video.

sēx is cool but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims

Part of grooms men this April. Two in June and one in November. My cycle don dey settle down. O chim. 🤦

@Solomonsparkizz @jbmillenial No loud ham abeg 😂🙏

@HeisSamani @jbmillenial Foodie 😂😂

No more amala slander This was really good!!!!

@merkelthinks open.spotify.com/playlist/11nmE…

I’m making a sad playlist. What other song do you think should be included

@jbmillenial Highly recommended!

@HeisSamani Heard about them too, maybe I’ll check it out

@merkelthinks The brain tends to run faster than the hand, lol.

Most intelligent students are known for bad handwriting. It's more like a myth.