JimmyRockenbelly

@rickygervais Dicks for fingers..... I gotta get me some Dutch Barn.

You can ask me some questions here if you like. I’ll build up a little video library of my answers for subscribers. They can be about how to write comedy, or whether I’d rather have a finger for a dick or dicks for fingers. Smart stuff.

@rickygervais Well , I live near the Pennsylvania Dutch in Lancaster County and they dont sell any #Dutchbarn and Im trying to turn my Girlfriend on to it. It's snowing out so there's no time like the present to go search for some. Thanks

Thoughts?

@rickygervais @mattbraggcomedy @redrichardson1 What is the difference between blokes and idiots ? Please help educate me. Is there such a thing as idiot blokes ? Are they terms of endearment? Is it possible I could be calling friends and family a bunch of cunts, soon? Thanks for the help #confused

2 years ago, I did the first new material night for Mortality at the Leicester Square Theatre with these 3 other idiots. Tonight I’m doing the first new material night for my next tour. Same venue, same Idiots. @mattbraggcomedy @redrichardson1 #SeanMcloughlin

@NoContextHumans The cyclist didn't think about the fact he was in a blind spot and so he got offended. And that caused the crash. Wear bright colors, honk a horn, use your brakes more effectively and get over yourself. How much does that car weigh? #outmatched

Who’s at fault in this situation?

Everyday I just add a little more

How come there's so little content on here ? This place used to be fun and interesting. Now it's just an algorithm to no where.

@JuniorMarvin09 @ArdmoreMusicPA @disco_biscuits @Dopapod @CTS_Music Three O clock roadblock

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@JuniorMarvin09 I and I wan go home to mount Zion. Join wit I and sing for Zion is a holy place Rastafari sez No sin at all.

DON’T MISS THIS SPECIAL TRIBUTE SHOW TO Bob Marley & #JacobMiller #OneLoveMovie #innercircle #juniormarvin #wailers #reggae #BobMarley #Jah #musicislife #rock #love #festivals #Wailers

One love

I've always wanted this.

@JuniorMarvin09 I hope that you are well.

@rickygervais Im still proud of you. Have a good night.

Best fans in the world ❤️

@rickygervais @GrimaldiTK Im working my ass off over here

@GrimaldiTK It doesn’t. It makes you want to tweet about it. Other people buy it. But you did your bit 👍

There so much there.

Holidays are over… back to the harmonica

@MickJagger It's a blessing of hope for the Blues to see you play and to hear your harp. Thanks for making my day.

@rickygervais Lunatic

Have a great week!

Absolutely gone

🇺🇦Anchorage, Alaska. Thank you for this beautiful display of support and humanity. Thank you for being on the right side of history, and showing others exactly what that side stand for! #StandWithUkraine

@rickygervais It's not the camera that makes the head bulbous.

I was hoping this selfie would make me look really cool, but the angle makes me look like I have a withered body and a giant bulbous head. Them’s the breaks. Anyway, off to Montreal 👊