Ian Tyrrell

@soccersource On the slim chance we get through the group stage and have to play in heat in the knockout stages

Here’s what I don’t understand England’s games are in: Arlington, Tex (indoors) Foxborough, Mass (climate comparable to Europe) East Rutherford, NJ (5pm kickoff) Why is Tuchel training the team in South Florida in the summer? Are they training for guerilla warfare in Vietnam?

Sainsbury’s Net Stupid Zero madness: Brown eggs banned in store’s White eggs allowed as lower carbon footprint Seriously? Two tier eggs now…. newspaper.mailplus.co.uk/data/7892/read…

@ronsterd89 Drop your change into it.

I recently bought this big glass jug at an estate sale. It was filled with wine corks. As I am not much of a wine drinker, I removed all the corks but am not sure how to use it now. I need suggestions, please, as to how to use it or decorate with it.

@____MC94 It may just be so you don't try looking through (drinking) glasses

Americans have to call glasses “eye glasses”so they aren’t walking around with them on their knees

@ashleyschendel How did you pass your driving test?

Never once in my life have I backed into a parking space. Maybe it is safer. Maybe there is data. Maybe I am the problem. But pulling into a spot like a normal person and then backing out carefully has gotten me this far, so I’m probably not turning every Publix run into a driving test now.

@clim8resistance @sainsburys

This is how Net Zero goes: Brown eggs -> white eggs -> rationed eggs -> no eggs -> no Sainsburys. Virtue signal at your own peril, @sainsburys. It's not just choice that's going to be abolished. telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

@JustEthanP That's because it's liquid and it's for washing up dishes

I just found out British people call dish soap washing up liquid 😭 Brits are not serious people

@ErikLindy Was this a wind up by Prieur in which case fair play, or did they actually mean it?

Only people who know how to drive will back into parking spaces. We understand that it’s safer, easier, faster to exit, and the best part? It annoys the people who don’t know how to drive. Next week we’ll talk about the zipper merge.

@benonwine Sunday supper as a child with a bit of cheese and that jelly stuff that forms from roast meat juices. My dad had it every Sunday supper and lived to 97

This lovely old lady was asked: “What’s a food you loved back in the day that young people today probably wouldn’t even think of trying?” Her answer? Bread and dripping. 🤷‍♂️ I’ve got to be honest, I’d never even heard of it! Has anyone here actually tried it? 🇬🇧🤔

Have you ever heard such nonsense. Sainsbury’s are no longer going to stock brown eggs & is transitioning to white eggs only to reach net zero targets. I feel like we are living in a twilight zone. Help 🙀 the worlds gone mad 😠

@TomDutty Congratulations, Tom

I went solo to Mostar and ended up having lunch with a guy called Kris before the game (turns out our STs are about 20 seats apart). Anyway, my wife gave birth last month and I've just received these in the post from Kris. All part of the hidden beauty of #cpfc in Europe.

@RightSide_Uk Nothing to stop her sharing it on line, surely

A 15-year-old British girl in Leamington was gang-raped by Afghans. She recorded everything on her phone, begging “Help me, please help me, they’re going to rape me.” Her lawyers said the footage couldn’t be released — it would cause riots across the country. So the truth is suppressed to protect the narrative. Afghan rapists. British child victim. Evidence hidden. This is the grooming gang nightmare on steroids. The British people deserve the full truth — no more cover-ups.

Let me categorically Debunk this utter rot. @sainsburys. I am a poultry Breeder. The hens that lay white eggs (Amberline/White Star) DO NOT have a lower carbon footprint. Yes they eat a bit less and produce roughly the same amount of eggs as the Brown egg layers (Bovan/Lowman/ISA Brown) but they live shorter lives, are prone to dying suddenly when startled, a flighty and nervous and because they live shorter productive lives (12 -18mnths) vs brown 18/24mnths (both commercial farmed), you have to incubate more which is increased (Electricity/gas costs) and their eggs are not the same quality. I breed and keep 20+ different breeds, including: ISA Brown hens and White Stars. All my hens are 100% free range, Not a single barn kept bird, I have ISA browns that are 5yrs old and still laying beautiful Brown eggs, I have not seen a White star live beyond 3yrs and certainly none have laid eggs past 18-24mnths. White stars Lay themselves to death. They are slender birds and because they dont eat a lot, it drains their personal vitality to keep up laying the eggs you want to sell because of the nonsensical lie that they are "More Carbon Neutral" You want to know about eggs, come talk to someone like me, Don't rely on some hairbrained imagination of a buyer who's trying to squeeze the profit margin for a few extra pennies at our expense and to the poor hens detriment.

@CPFCBen2008 It doesn't matter if Everton get Hackney and Jesus as we always lose to them anyway

This could quite literally be the worst thing that has ever happened to Palace #CPFC

@SamanthaTaghoy Unless they're Islamists of course

“We will make sure anyone engaging in disorder meets the full force of the law, as we’ve done before.” What about when BLM rioters were smashing shops and setting fires? What about when Pakistani-Muslim gangs were raping little girls? Where was your outrage then? Utter cretin.

@donmcgowan It's so obviously a thing

I see that #TwoTierPolicing is the top trending item this morning. Let's make this very simple — it does not exist in the UK. It is a racist dog whistle invented by the far-right, Reform UK.

@osasuo @FIFAWorldCup Why is this not headlining the sports news?

Wait a minute… Somalian @FIFAWorldCup referee Omar Artan has been denied a visa to travel to the United States to participate in the tournament? 😳

@prieurdp Because reversing in is the safest and easiest way to get in but more importantly to get out again

Why do people reverse into parking spaces? At first it was one or two misdirected fools, now it's spreading like a disease. It makes no sense. You are only making it so much harder for yourself, and everyone hates you as you block the road trying to get into the space.

@primevideosport 80% Europe

One week until the 2026 World Cup kicks off 🌎🍿🔜 Who wins it? 🔢

@Christianitymag @danny_webster Cultural Christianity isn't a thing

In a recent interview with Piers Morgan, the Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch spoke about having lost her faith but still describing herself as a cultural Christian, says @danny_webster premierchristianity.com/opinion/kemi-b…