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Hua Cheng: the other day someone asked me who I thought was the most beautiful person. Do you know who I said?
Xie Lian, blushing: who?
Qi Rong: *shows from behind a tree*
Hua Cheng: Qi Rong?
Xie Lian: QI RONG???!
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@RedLikeRozes23 I've just finished reading it and would like to thank you for bringing it to my attention. I didn't realize a lot of things before, but I understand it better now, so I'll try to be more careful with future jokes 😊
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@IncorrectTgcf I highly encourage you to read this post about Quan Yizhen, autism, and representation
tumblr.com/parameciam/813…
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I know this is supposed to be funny, but QYZ isn’t stupid! He’s autistic! And haha literal autistic thinking, but like, come on, folks. During autism month? We’re still infantilizing QYZ?
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Spiritual Array: [say password] Quan Yizhen: password Spiritual Array: [password is incorrect] Quan Yizhen: incorrect Spiritual Array: [try again] Quan Yizhen: again
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Spiritual Array: [say password]
Quan Yizhen: password
Spiritual Array: [password is incorrect]
Quan Yizhen: incorrect
Spiritual Array: [try again]
Quan Yizhen: again
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Bai Wuxiang: I never considered you a rival
Xie Lian: I never considered you at all
Bai Wuxiang: now that's just harmful
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No, pero llevo desde ayer pensando en esto, me lo enmarcaría
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Hua Cheng: I need you to kill this heaven official, but make it look like an accident He Xuan: say no more [later] Pei Ming: looks like the killer beat him to death with their bare hands and then placed a banana peel by his feet
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Hua Cheng: I need you to kill this heaven official, but make it look like an accident
He Xuan: say no more
[later]
Pei Ming: looks like the killer beat him to death with their bare hands and then placed a banana peel by his feet
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Ming Yi: this fortune cookie says, “The love of your life is right in front of your eyes.”
Shi Qingxuan: [looks up hopefully]
Ming Yi: guess what’s right in front of my eyes?
Shi Qingxuan: me?
Ming Yi: this pudding~
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Mu Qing: [to the Three Tumors] congratulations, you just won gold, silver and bronze in the Morons' Olympics
Ling Wen:
Shi Wudu:
Pei Ming:
Pei Ming: ...who won the gold?
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Hua Cheng: give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day
Hua Cheng: set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
Yin Yu:
Yin Yu: I don’t think that’s how it goes
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Xie Lian: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality and order, the green use instinct and independence, and the red value chaos and impulse
Hua Cheng: [frantically flipping the UNO instruction booklet]
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Guzi: why does she wear makeup?
Xie Lian: to look pretty
Gu zi: but she’s already pretty
Jian Lan: aww
Guzi: dad, you should wear makeup
Qi Rong:
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Mu Qing: I don't think Mei Nianqing is very happy with you
Xie Lian: why do you say that?
Mu Qing, reading the message: "Your Highness, I hope this message finds you before I do."
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Xie Lian: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait
Shi Qingxuan: you and me!!!
Xie Lian, tearing up: okay
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Xie Lian: hey, why are you crying? Is everything okay?
Feng Xin: I took one of those "which TGCF character are you" quizzes
Xie Lian: aaand, who did you get?
Feng Xin, sobbing: Mu Qing
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Lan QianQiu: It has been such a pleasure to meet such positive homosexual role models such as yourselves
Feng Xin: I’m not homosexual!
Mu Qing: and I’m not positive.
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Feng Xin: if you were to die, what would your final words be?
Xie Lian: "Finally."
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Ming Yi: love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread
Xie Lian: are you okay?
Ming Yi: Shi Qingxuan stole my fucking pizza roll
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Yin Yu: the sun is bright today
Hua Cheng: [looking at Xie Lian smiling] yeah, it is
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Xie Lian: [holding a bottle] Is this baijiu or perfume?
Shi Qingxuan: [chugs entire bottle]
Shi Qingxuan: It’s perfume.
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