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@Mariners @TMobilePark Thanks for the “broken bat” gag! Well played Ms.

Immortalizing a legend 🐐 Tune in live at 11:30 a.m. as we unveil a new statue outside @TMobilePark dedicated to the one and only Ichiro. 🔗 atmlb.com/47NNlZW

@SamiOnTap @MarinersONTap You have to factor in the entertainment value though!

How cheap are the Mariners? Well, a tarp pull broke Ichiro’s statue bat…. So guessing they went THAT cheap on it 🤣

@Softykjr It was hilarious. Good on the Ms for providing some humor in a normally straightforward event. 🤣

Here's the video of the Ichiro statue bat snapping at the unveiling. Kudos to the M's for fixing it right away and having a laugh about it

@lippyent Yes I have driven a few. Owned a silver 72 super beetle. Had it for about 5 years and it ran great.

Ever driven one? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@_iamlougotti @innoutburger 7: 5 for the food, 2 for speedy friendly customer service.

Never had it before but to those who had. Rate @innoutburger 1-10

@Millxn265 My Uncle Fred has lived there by the beach in his mobile home for many years. Haven’t heard from him in awhile so who knows?

hay algo o alguien viviendo en esta parte del mundo?

@JeffreyBenson12 @chinamaniac Oh great. Now I have to deal with GRP copycats in my X feed.

@chinamaniac This reads like a GRP tweet

Had a Chick-fil-A chicken deluxe sandwich tonight with no cheese 8.2 / 10 Cheese does not belong on a fried chicken sandwich but acceptable on a grilled chicken sandwich If you order a milkshake with a burger, you should be executed via firing squad

@MusicJim2 If only Ringo could have built on the momentum he had coming out of the gate.

Ringo Starr 🎩🪄 It Dont Come Easy (1971) Released April 9th 1971, written by Ringo and George Harrison. This solo hit reached the top 5 and showed he could shine beyond the Beatles. One of the best pop hits of the early 70s! #RingoStarr

@BeatlemaniaUK I have never owned one.

How many Beatles E.P. do you own? #Beatles #TheBeatles

@UltraDane Julie was awesome. A bit too intimidating to be a true schoolboy crush but definitely a woman with many commendable qualities.

Still crushing on Julie Newmar 💃 😘 Her ability to 'be herself' and not have to 'act' gives her command of everything she did in the arts. Not to mention spirited, smart, funny, and her absolute magnificent physical presence, as seen in this Davy Jones & The Monkees dream of having a girl such as Julie! Love it all! #OWLM

@citehchris Yep. My dive bar phase lasted about five years. It was one of the most enjoyable and interesting episodes in my life.

it’s very important to have a phase in your life where you find an absolute shit hole dive bar and become a regular there and talk to strangers

@BeatlemaniaUK It’s permissible but seems like a lot of mental gymnastics required.

Is it okay to not like the Beatles, but like their music? #Beatles #TheBeatles

@MarilynGladuSL Sounds like you will be a great Liberal!

Proud to be the newest member of our new Liberal Government.

@consequence Hey Oprah, it’s never too late. Don’t give up on your dream.

Oprah says all of her life's dreams have come true except one: marrying Paul McCartney. "I've had every dream in my life come true, I have to say. I mean, I grew up reading Maya Angelou and then she became a friend. Everything that I've ever wanted or dreamed came true -- except I did not marry Paul McCartney. "I was the only girl in my neighborhood who collected Beatles cards. I love The Beatles. Of course, Paul was my favorite Beatle. And I used to try to make him think of me. I used to, like, wake in the morning and I'd stand on the stairs and I'd say, 'Think of me. Think of me. Think of me.' "And then when I first interviewed Paul McCartney years later, I said, my first question to him was, 'All those years I was 14 and I was thinking of you. Did you ever once think of me?' "And he said, 'Every day, babe. Every day.' Isn't that the sweetest? "And listen to this: I used to dream I was going to marry him. I didn't marry him, but we did get our Kennedy Center awards together. I am seated next to Paul McCartney on the night that he got his award and I got my award. When they played 'Hey Jude' on the stage, he took my hand. And that was the dream I had all those years." (via @colbertlateshow) 📸: Marc Piasecki / WireImage

@GenTXer2 Yuk. But the worst is The Night Chicago Died.

Is "Afternoon Delight" by Starland Vocal Band the ABSOLUTE WORST hit song from the 70s?? 🤔🤮

@grpwins As long as it’s a happy Happy Hour!

That’s an expensive happy hour.

@grpwins ???

Who makes these fake tweets?

@JLRINVESTIGATES Plan A. Interview, re-interview and interview again.

Things are heating up in the Nancy Guthrie case. FBI with Tommaso.

@YoungStreete Not a chance. Somebody else is public enemy number one.

It’s amazing how many Canadians, using this app, get insanely offended when you point out Canada’s areas of weakness - like declining standard of living, declining productivity, declining healthcare access and soaring youth unemployment. Apparently, advocating for a stronger and more prosperous Canada makes you public enemy number one.

@LangmanVince Why sad? He’s doing what he loves to do.

Wow! "Sugar Ray" is doing gigs at pavilions in theme parks. Sad!