JuliusCesar25

National career over. Will be 29 in next WC. For a striker that is old.

@JoshHall2024 I hope you get a nice lawsuit.

🚨BREAKING: 🚨 NEWSOM'S LAPTOP - A laptop belonging to California Governor Gavin Newsom has allegedly been discovered containing evidence of the Governor engaging in ILLEGAL AND ILLICIT ACTIVITIES including alcohol and cocaine-fueled parties with minors and sex with both MALE AND FEMALE PROSTITUTES, which is a federal crime. Newsom is said to be PERSONALLY SEEN using drugs in photographs on the laptop and the contents of the Newsom laptop apparently make Hunter Biden look like a choir boy when you compare them to what was discovered on his. This is THE SCANDAL OF THE DECADE for the Democratic Party, as DOZENS of other politicians and celebrities are allegedly in videos and photos on the laptop engaging in these illegal and lewd acts. This likely just ended Newscum's bid for the presidency before it even started and the careers of countless Democrat politicians... WE DEMAND A FULL DOJ INVESTIGATION NOW! 💪🏻🇺🇸

Dunking on former USMNT players turned propagandists is one of life’s greatest pleasures

Just mocking us at this point. Sad watching soccer’s ruling class take the sport further and further from the working folk that made the game the global phenomenon it is. Having ex-players do this dirty work is especially gross.

So let me get this straight, I go to the grocery store and buy … a pound of sliced turkey in a plastic bag, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, a gallon of milk in a plastic jug, a pack of napkins in plastic wrap, a store-made salad in a plastic tub, a plastic bottle of mustard and ketchup, but they won't give me a plastic bag to carry it home because the plastic bag is bad for the environment? 🙄😂

The fuckin' strait was fuckin' open before he fuckin' started to bomb Iran.

@flasportsbuzz Yes give me 1% chance at a lottery pick. I don’t care. I don’t want this type of basketball anymore. Not a good product and not entertaining. It’s exhausting and has reached the breaking point.

The two comments under this, in a nutshell, reflect how polarizing this week will be for the Heat fan base. Is the chance at upsetting Detroit and making 2nd round of playoffs and giving you a couple weeks of entertainment of more value than having a 3-9% chance of top 4 pick?

Before you ask, Mike Johnson is unaware of Trump’s Easter message, so he can’t comment.

Basketball runs in the Jaquez family 🤝

Le esta haciendo cosplay al chavo del 8

Another goal for Folarin Balogun 🇺🇸! His 20th goal-contribution of the season.

This angle of Folarin Balogun's goal for Monaco 🤫 What a finish. What a player 🇺🇸🔥

Apparently Trump wasn't in the hospital yesterday. He was at the mosque.

Hey @ChickfilA Open the F*ckin’ restaurant on Sundays, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah

The capitalization, the colloquial G-dropping, the message, the timing (Easter) —puts this in the realm of all-timers

Come get your boy, @Suns 🤨

@AnnCoulter @Gnolaum17 He incited an insurrection and did nothing for 3 hours while it unfolded. If that would have been the line for you people none of this shit would be happening right now.

Is that supposed to be a canon?

Yeah this rips

@FurkanGozukara This text is written at about a 7th-8th grade reading level. Short sentences, common words, and direct phrasing make it straightforward and easy to follow, with emphasis via caps for style.