The Liverpool Offside

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@Ohgeeze I somehow ended up on Twitter for the second half and didn't notice until now. I might be an idiot 😂

@LFCOffside Did Bluesky crash? Also 🔥🔥🔥

YERBA YERBA YERBA YERBA 2-0

Thirteen. Lads. Thirteen. Even assuming Arsenal were to win their game in hand that'd be ten with ten to go. It's starting to feel real.

Damn. That would have been quite a way to end it.

Find you someone who loves you as much as Mo loves a trivela.

Sorry. I mean. LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS

It's kinda funny in a global geopolitics sorta way. The dictatorship bet England wouldn't care enough to start shooting and Argentina weirdly owe a lot to the fact they did as it ended the dictatorship but it's also led to an obsession with some dots off the continental shelf.

It's funny because Argentina have a trash claim to them and only care about them as much as they do because the brutal military dictatorship needed a foreign enemy to rally people around and getting their asses kicked was the proximate cause of said dictatorship's downfall.

Equally important: Salah assist which takes him to 17 look out, Thierry.

Gakpo for Jota and one of our LWs going central? Yeah, the SS Darwiño ain't making it into port. I really, really thought he was gonna be great for us.

Worried that after how hard we ran Sunday we might be the ones whose energy levels drop here so. Y'know. Second goal. Take the pressure off a little. That'd be nice.

Trees can be tricky, y'know.

NOT IN THE FACE

@GemOfAmara Could probably make a Bond connection given current discoursing? Like, Dr. No and From Russia are both very different and look almost nothing like post-Goldfinger Bond and all the variations since look to Goldfinger as the movie that defined what the series is. Or summat.

@GemOfAmara If nothing else (and I love it and PSH in it and Cruise doing legit acting and that what the McGuffin is doesn't matter and the out of nowhere/twist resolution) it sets the foundation for the rest of the series. It's the movie that fully defines what MI is/became.

Always said the FA Cup is shit and the domestic that matters is the League Cup, us, ask anyone this is the comp we've always said should be binned not glorious small ears or whatever we call the other one.

He's already lost more home PL games for Man Utd than Klopp did with Liverpool in 9 years 😭😭 He's only had 7 games.

Myles Lewis-Skelly dedicating that goal to Thomas Partey with his name on his boots 🥺

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