LexCrazed, Boltzmann Brain Surgeon

Holy shit, this is real. And it was part of a pivotal war that included fighters from 20 other nations. Insane, but they left an important and strange side story out. This is a tale of foreign trade, bigotry, bizarre economic turmoil, and modern agriculture, from 1588. /1

Blue states have built some of the country’s most generous safety net programs. But in places like California and New York, those gains are being swallowed by the cost of housing. That’s the core problem: Poverty isn’t just about how much money people have. It’s also about how much it costs to meet basic needs. Cash transfers, SNAP, and the Child Tax Credit still matter, but in high-cost states, redistribution can only go so far if rent keeps rising faster than income. Read Zach Parolin on why building more housing is an anti-poverty strategy: theargumentmag.com/p/you-cant-red…

@jasonc_nc @DurmBull You know, you could upgrade to a much bigger yacht if you used these robots as your crew. What’s the worst that could happen with LLMs crewing your 100-foot yacht? … Did you say you’re tweeting from *Madagascar*?

@DurmBull Once I replace all our baristas and bartenders with these I’ll be able to get that jet

Hi. Bar owner here. I have absolutely zero interest in this.

@kafklore This is racist against bug people like me

gente comprei uma presilha que promete espantar os insetos, volto depois pra dizer se funcionou

Cartoon Network being owned by a benevolent, eccentric, cartoon-loving hillbilly billionaire with a hands-off policy towards creatives up until about 2003 explains so much honestly

You understand—and this is a point lose on many—that in the end, there’s no difference between those who preach this idea and those who preach that we’re all living in a simulation. And knowing they’re the same freaks? Completely liberating.

@O_h_G_o_s_h @socalledcharlie I had a friend with the same problem youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si…

@socalledcharlie i left mine at home, can i share with someone?

Open up your vagina and turn to page 13.

@mamaztheguru They cited conditions in her home, that was the real issue

.........free her idk 😭😭😭

@tghoneycutt @bonyromo Woah, that was uncalled for

@bonyromo She’s like a female Fisher Stevens.

When the laser that turns you into a mouse only grazes you

@poptime I want to see what happens with ads for movies with erotic themes and surgical devices. Do they go gay, weird, or very metaphorical?

Após mulheres serem proibidas de usarem lingerie em lives de vendas na China, empresas contratam homens para usar as peças e continuar vendendo.

grilling some frogs😋

In Texas, A 18-year-old girl experienced a miscarriage at around six months pregnant. She visited emergency rooms three times over about 20 hours. On her second visit, she screened positive for sepsis, but doctors discharged her because the fetus still had a heartbeat, saying she was "fine to leave." On the third visit, an OB-GYN insisted on two ultrasounds to "confirm fetal demise" before admitting her to intensive care. She died hours later from sepsis complications. Her mother later said it felt like doctors were more concerned about the fetal heartbeat than her daughter's life.

I do think there's a *slight* amount of truth to it, but not in the way people think. The failure to prosecute major bankers for the GFC genuinely broke the American social contract, even if, frankly, they would have been really weak cases.

Me diverte muito como um livro escrito por um gay, cheio de subtexto homoerótico, acabou sendo apropriado como um símbolo de extrema-direita. Parabéns pelos 30 anos, Clube da Luta.

God works in mysterious ways. Like if you spend decades hoarding wealth and destroying the housing market then one day you have to hear your adult son cumming.

I wish this was fake but residents near Driscoll’s berry farms report a 38% higher incidence of childhood cancer. Santa Cruz County is the heart of California's $3B strawberry industry and home to Driscoll's world headquarters. Coincidentally, it also has the second-highest childhood cancer rate of any county in California. At 22.5 childhood cancers per 100,000 children, the rate is more than 38% above the statewide average of 16.3. Over 5,060 acres of pesticides linked to those same cancers are sprayed in the Pajaro Valley every year to grow 40% of California's strawberries. Worst of all, it’s often next to schools and homes where children spend most of their time. According to the latest data, over 2,000,000 pounds of pesticides were applied just in this school district’s area alone. Driscoll’s is reported to apply two together: 1. 1,3-D: fumigant used to sterilize the soil, officially listed by the state as a carcinogen, causes tumors in multiple animal studies 2. Chloropicrin: originally deployed as a chemical weapon in World War I, so toxic that it kills or disables test animals before scientists can even evaluate its long-term carcinogenicity But yeah it’s probably just a coincidence all the kids are getting cancer? This is why you need to be buying local and seasonal fruit. Do not trust major corporations to do the right thing for our food or health.

Google Inc, having been found in courts to have six illegal monopolies including search, continues to get away with a “delay, deny, deflect” approach as they accelerate their killing of the open web while surpassing $300 BILLION in ad revenues per year. Lawlessness. 1/2

The Trump administration has granted more than 180 polluting facilities nationwide a two-year pause on compliance with Clean Air Act rules. All they had to do was send an email. propublica.org/article/clean-…