MagnetixSQL

Woke this morning feeling super depressed & had no clue why. Then about 30 minutes ago my phone went off & it was clear why I was depressed and I had forgotten what today was. I miss you Tucker & I hope you & your sister are watching over us.

Need more of this in the world!

White liberals 😔

I don’t make that much money. But if I was super rich I would not want to support social programs with my tax money. I would donate to a charity like Tunnels 2 Towers because I know the money would make it to the people not the politician’s wallet.

He was one of the best 3rd down WR in the league when he was with the Dolphins! He would get the 1st on a 3rd down about 90% of the time! (Yes the number is exaggerated but still he was that good!)

@ChrisRBarron @ShawnOnTheRight Longer than my life span? LoL 😂

@ShawnOnTheRight longer than you have been alive.

The perpetually on-line right is just as mentally disturbed as the perpetually on-line left. The good news, as reflected in this poll, is that they have little to no influence on the world outside of social media.

@Hunter_Eagleman @Beardvet Don’t care about this. They need to focus on the SAVE ACT not holding hearing to confirm someone who could be confirmed in recess but No they Senate won’t let that happen.

GOOD NEWS: 🚨The Senate Homeland Security Committee just voted 8-7 to favorably move Sen. Markwayne Mullin's (R-OK) confirmation for DHS Secretary out of committee and to the full Senate. Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) voted NO.

This is fake but funny! LoL 😂

This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said "I would like to withdraw $10". The teller told her "For withdrawals less than $100, Please use the ATM." The old lady wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her "These are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you." The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said "Please help me withdraw all the money I have." The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her "You have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow.?" The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000. "Well please let me have $3000 now." The teller kindly handed $3000 very friendly and with a smile to her. The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account. The moral of this story is, Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill.!!

@nickbot69 I don’t have it yet and I’m supposed to be in the group that gets it. Boo.

Why did they decide to put the dislike button where the heart button used to be? 😭😭😭

@ChrisRBarron Well I hope you have fun! But it is a little cold right now so bring a light jacket. If you need anything while you are around DM me I’m close to the area.

@MagnetixSQL Bradenton

A belated GOOD MORNING WORLD! Tomorrow I am Florida bound for Spring Training #LetsGoBucs

Need more companies with NO HR!

🚨 BREAKING: South Korean scientists have developed a painless micro needle patch that can regrow teeth, potentially making fillings, drills, implants and dentures obsolete.

Breaking: Limp Bizkit Nationalism is sweeping the nation.

Occasionally I clean up

Please be true! If not I want 3 - 1st round picks for him!

I need to do a Punch-Out!! remake!

@atensnut @libsoftiktok @AAGDhillon She stole the election that is how she got there.

@libsoftiktok @AAGDhillon How in the hell did voters think she would be good for Virginia? She’s terrible!!

@ChrisRBarron Why no booze?

44 days of no booze. Even on our anniversary lol. So NA gin and tonics it is.