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@gabriellalepage Come on my podcast in September and let’s talk about it. I record in NYC. In studio. Could be so much fun.

I think I could write a book about the past few months?!? here’s the setup — 1. CEO sleeps with employee (me, lol) HOURS after confirming her layoff (me, unaware of that) 2. she + all the girlies he was manipulating become besties + trade stories 🙃 Should I…..write this?!

My boyfriend just sent me an excel spreadsheet labeled “summer travel” with three sheets labeled scenario 1, 2 and 3. Prices and flight itineraries for each. I am in love with this man.

@SelenaCoppock Read the Once and Future Sex. soooooo good

I am still aggravated that the manager from The Taste of Athens in Ted Lasso was named Derek. Like… what?

Imagine if Jokic and Giannis had a podcast.

@brownandbella Do you know if I can choose the movie? I want to rent a theater and play Independence Day for my kids in a few years. Lol “Welcome to Earth”

You can actually rent the whole damn AMC theatre screen for you and 19 of your friends to watch a movie for… 🥁 drumroll…. $100.

@BradWilcoxIFS @lymanstoneky @TheAtlantic Could I interview you on the Ask a Matchmaker podcast this week to talk about your findings?

1. NEW: Growing ideological polarization between men/women spells bad news for marriage as ✔️ Y men moving slightly Right ✔️ Y women moving strongly Left & “fewer Americans willing to date/marry across aisle.” My latest w/ @lymanstoneky @TheAtlantic theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment. I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST. HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know. but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

@emmakjarvis @thedigitalyenta When I tell you we are there every night… they get two hours and pizza and we get to enjoy the sunset by the water 20 feet away with drinks. Friends come with their kids and we get to have adult convos while kids trampoline away in a safe and air conditioned environment.

@MatchmakerMaria @thedigitalyenta 4 euros a kid?! Amazing!!!

I’m gonna say it again: we are hugely lacking play-spaces open all hours of the week with spaces for parents to work. A play-space with wifi, tables, coffee, and a large window into a gym with counselors. I would pay a lot for this. Drop in, they play, you work and socialize.

@cmclymer Considering this was an Ancient Greek religion… wouldn’t it be nice to also have at least one Greek name on the cast?

My picks… Hercules — Dwayne Johnson Phil — Danny DeVito Hades — Paul Giamatti Meg — Chloe Bailey Zeus — Jeff Bridges Hera — Dionne Warwick Muses — Beyoncé, Janelle Monáe, Adele

Here is your dose of @MatchmakerMaria Go follow her on insta. She’s brilliant. youtu.be/lGRnaWySoUw

@KDimitratos Thank you for always supporting me. ⚡️⚡️

@MatchmakerMaria is the voice of reason I needed when I was dating. I have been wanting a book with a relationship expert FOREVER. And just like waiting to find *the one* this match made in heaven was worth the wait. Thx @haleyeheidemann for making it happen!🫶🏼

@NurseOSavage iCal... and I don't do half of these things.

@stfucarly @itsriddla Cute!

This.. is… a different feeling. Listen when a gyal takes the effort to speak your languages?! 🥰😩 I get his reaction

@JewishVoice @netflix Interesting that I was tagged in this post…?

Netflix’s Top Ten “Jewish Matchmaking” Series Highlights the Problems with Modern Dating - The Jewish Voice ⁦@netflix⁩ ⁦@MatchmakerMaria⁩ #matchmaking thejewishvoice.com/2023/05/netfli…

@codekoan @fuckyouiquit Oh I see you have hacked into my Uber eats account.

@fuckyouiquit Gonna make an app that orders you the same thing you ordered last time no matter which way you swipe.

Anyone want to make a trillion dollars?