Matty B

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

At school, I learnt that maternal mortality rates were a reliable indicator of a country’s level of socioeconomic development & the effectiveness of their health system. It is truly shocking that the UK’s maternity deaths have increased by 50% over the past decade. 😥

Former New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern: “Free speech is a weapon of war, and censorship is necessary to protect free speech.” This evil creature destroyed New Zealand through her fascist policies, and recently left the country.

It’s comical how little animosity the English civil war was fought with

“Colonization is the reason these countries are so poor!!” Singapore, a former British colony:

“An Illinois city just approved 14 data centers after hearing six straight hours of people begging them not to.” Residents packed the City Council meeting to oppose the project. Public comment went on for hours. In the end, officials unanimously voted yes.

Florin & his family arrived in the UK two weeks ago and the council have found him a 4 bedroom house to move into in Birmingham.

🚨 Only 49% of Tower Hamlets residents pay the full rate of council tax And no, this isn’t just single person discounts. It’s one of the most overcrowded boroughs in the country. Analysis of 138 councils across England, Scotland & Wales in my latest article. Link on profile.

I love the pensioners in my replies (one of many lovely messages I have received recently)

You can buy a nice little house like this in Suffolk with a 5% deposit of £6,000. Nationwide, Barclays and others are offering good deals for first time buyers with only a 5% deposit. But then you'd have to forego your gap year in the Far East and Antipodes or your fancy wedding. Poor you. Boo hoo. 🤣

The grim result of current UK building regs - such as British Standard 8213-1:2004, which requires that all windows be cleanable from inside by women aged 64–75 without the use of ladders or cleaning devices and without stretching.

Our secret weapon? 17 years of no real wage growth

sunbeam napper: orange tabby finds the perfect autumn leaf bed

What makes a pensioner more deserving of protection from market forces than, say, a young family?

For the retired people in the comments claiming "I paid more than my fair share". Actually, most of you didn't. You're being subsidised by me, my peers, and the children we won't be able to have.