Michael Handler

@jhartsaw We need to get together soon!

@MikeHandler Still very much on. 👋

Is this thing still on? Last tweet 09/06/16. Time to re-engage?

@Starbucks brought home a grande peppermint mocha for my wife only to find we got less than a tall. 🙁#holidayjeer.

After I denied her VeggieStraws for breakfast, my 3 yr old daughter ran out of the kitchen screaming “You don’t understand me!”

@MyFantasyLeague live draft crashing…like last year…

In you were wondering, last gen Apple TV remotes seem to be waterproof. Our 3 yr old found out so you don't have to. You're welcome!

@kevin_white Great lunch w/ a good friend, not a bad beginning of the weekend! Thanks for showing me @fuseneo & the great conversation!

Dear teachers at my son's school. I'm the one who got him a cinnamon roll and marshmallow hot chocolate for breakfast. You're welcome.

Would you rather have a resourceful leader with limited depth of knowledge or a knowledgeable doer with limited leadership? #leadership

Monday started with my daughters (6,4 and 3) talking about marriage, having babies and death. Looks like it's going to be quite the week.

If April showers bring May flowers, April snow brings thoughts of relocating, somewhere where spring exists.

Trying to psyche up for more shoveling by telling myself it's a hipster, artisan-crafted, handmade, snow turning experience.

@charlestlee Christmas decorations happened at HandlerHouse this weekend too. Christmas lights are good for the soul (infer your own pun).

Falling back with 4 kids simply means earlier coffee...and potentially… instagram.com/p/9iwIOvhBzDec…

My daily encouragement from my son, telling me I'm his best dad ever. I hope there's not much competition in that category…

@bethanypcook @Jeremy_Pettitt needs to settle down.

"Why are you naked?" I asked my daughter. "Because I'm coloring," she replied. #3yroldlogic.

@kevin_white I refuse to let even a lowly, misplaced Vikings fan ruin today for me.

I know this platform is for useful, value-adding info, but just so you know I'm excited for the return of @ChicagoBears football tonight.

Keeping her fresh, or our daughter's best impression of a Japanese economy hotel. instagram.com/p/5swELoBByq/