
Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐
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Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐
@MoPhlow
тов. capt. jerry. in house lawyer. struggling artist. not your average jerry. writer of original port huron statement. el capitan 1377.



Legally all doctors are allowed to hit you on the knee with a little hammer. Even PhDs. They just rarely exercise this right

POV: You just paid S&C, one of the three most expensive and high-powered law firms in the world, $3000 per hour to submit AI slop to the court on your behalf. No one is safe.

Roger Adams, founder of Heelys, has passed away at 71 🕊️

Your colleague who just transferred from the Chicago office uses Google Maps with the GTA angled like this

Contract Clause Dissection: Limitation of Liability SaaS agreements typically cap damages at fees paid in the prior 12 months. Excludes all indirect and consequential damages. You paid $50K. Lost $500K in downtime. Max liability: $50K. An expensive miss.


POV: You just found out Busch Light Apple is back. 🍎 @BuschBeer.

they on ESPN!


Le origini della mia famiglia 🇮🇹🦁


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