L.P. 🌿🥀

Me after the nth traumatic event in my life.

@Ravenismeee Dole whips Agua de Jamaica Lavender lemonade Orange simple syrup southern style sweet tea

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

@beyoumf Being electrocuted twice a week for 20 minutes while I lift and plank.

what’s keeping you sane right now?

twitter is like having an evil diary that talks back to you

@schiz04renic Skinny dipping

what’s the most dangerous game to play?

@Favwontmiss It is? What's the disorder?

I just found out that creating stories in your mind is a disorder, and here I was thinking I have an incredible imagination.

@boyaviatorr Pico

Gun pointed at your head, name a gun.

@anxietymsgs Their mind

What makes someone attractive?

@wisdomXplorer Embarrassed to say yes, many such occasions...

Have you ever had any haunted experience?

@slater57649 You did such a great job! You should be so proud!

We are their hope and guide. Don’t let them down

Hate on her all you want Animals run to her Kids smile at her Strangers tell her their stories That doesn’t lie

@mary_got_grace You forgot to add "the elderly and disabled pick her out of the crowd when they need emergency assistance"

@renegadesilicon Ty Nick!

@MouseMath Like and bookmark lots of core STEM for about 10 days to clear the likely ewma of your existing feed

How do I repair my timeline to be full of STEM media again? I can't take the mundane anymore. Please help! ❤️

AHHHHH when youve sworn to volcel until you remarry but all the working out has made you feel some type of way... I just needed to make tea not suddenly slip into the 10th naughty thought of the day. AGHHHHHSHSHHSSH

@onlysammms Maybe a little

need a man that's submissive in the way a knight is submissive to the princess he's sworn to protect

@his4Everz Hello

Big fan of characters that are as pathetic as they are terrifying

Is this bait? Ive spent atleast 28% of my days on a horse, mule or pony. My skeleton will show my love of the wind in my hair by my wide splayed birthing hips. Half thanks to genetics and half thanks to jumping horses before I could ride a bike Kek... Im so serious about horsey.

have you ever rode a horse or nah

@imkimlol I haven't been in romantic love for seven years... but that maybe changing. Im not certain.

how long does it take you guys to fall in love

@Dianexis Oh my

Absolutely blew up this woman’s toilet and now I gotta go buy a plunger cuz she don’t own one