NotFoidstone

Please rt my ass pic

@eurasiaempress2 I pulled my groin just looking at this. I fought fair, but lost. I believe after a fight such as this, it’s the job of the winner(you) to massage the loser (me). Shoutout for Herbie for judging

Wednesday means the week already can't stop you. You're already through it.

@NotFoidstone Damn. Atta Girl

I have more testosterone in my pinky finger than all the men in the Uniparty. Fucking pussies. You all need a slap from my good pimping hand…. I save that for my favourite hoes. You bitches are worth the extra smack. For Free…

@mwaddeleine Haha hey

quite the handful :3

@chauncypepper @KrislaMaris

Today marks my 150th session at the Pilates studio. Do you like my new socks Frens? 🤭🥰

@BBF429 @DoinksTheFrog Wasn’t at first 😏

@DoinksTheFrog @NotFoidstone Chocolate covered banana.

They say bananas can clean out your colon…. I found out today, the hard way, they meant “by eating them” fml

@FringedCanuck Too late. You were magnificent

@NotFoidstone Don’t raw dog it

@FringedCanuck I need you to count down slowly from 10 for me

@NotFoidstone Rub it out with lube. Dong raw dog it bro……😉

@NotFoidstone Did you peel them first?

@Czar_Of_Silly @AlenaDaOG If her toes are white, I will give her a ring before the day is over

@NotFoidstone @AlenaDaOG Good work king, spread my message

can we facetime

@AlenaDaOG @Czar_Of_Silly

@AlenaDaOG I knew you would see things my way. How’s this for a deal. You choose where we sail and I choose what you wear

@NotFoidstone fine ill go

who else sleeps naked?

@DoinksTheFrog I feel more clean than I actually am. You try smearing something all over cheeks. Maybe sit down in grass, bare ass after. It’s quite liberating

@NotFoidstone Eeeewwwwwie

@KurzBaby @_mossypebble I’ve busted to less. Proceed.

@NotFoidstone @_mossypebble She posts feet apparently x.com/i/status/20146…

bf requirements: -plays games with me -NO foot fetish -barks for me on command -NO foot fetish -won’t cheat on me -NO foot fetish -hopelessly in love w me

@NotFoidstone How’d that go

@FringedCanuck Let the fuckin know

I have ZERO FKS TO GIVE…. GFY if you are offended. Ask Tito for a tissue….