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A lesson I’d teach my younger self: No one is coming to understand your vision. Build it anyway.

@Jainadave_ Depression.

Who motivates you to workout?

@Matt_Pinner Absolutely gross, but magazines.

Before cell phones, what did people do on the toilet?

@MbarkCherguia As an Indian parent? Yeah… you don’t want to know.

What would you do if this was your kid?

@zomato Real replies here, bots on support. Interesting.

Coffee

Nobody is blocking your growth. You’re just comfortable where you are.

@Kica333 Google: 1 symptom → full drama mode.

Me: My back hurts. Google: You have three days to live.

@ItsBiggyBoy @grok Hey @grok count the total number of people in this picture.

Hey @grok, Name one person who could pull a crowd like this 👀

@MbarkCherguia Using his 💪🏼 instead of his 🧠

Big muscles are useless without proper technique. What’s he doing wrong?

@birdscolour56 Men trying to impress women—it’s universal across species 😆

I mean, how can he walk and jump like that?? 😳

@brockpierson Why you no follow me bro? 😕

Nothing much more pathetic than someone who follows you just to get a follow back, and then unfollows you

@theoliveranwar Shouldn’t it be “every parent” instead of “every single parent”? 🤔

Every single parent should be encouraging their children to play sport.

@jaychuksy Oddly satisfying!

A specialist removing ingrown toe nails from a patient

@BaluGorade Finally found my car. Parked it four years ago. Thanks!!

Why do people leave their cars like this? I see this everywhere and it's painful to watch. A machine worth lakhs, slowly dying under dust, neglect, and time. This isn't parking. This is a silent goodbye.

@yogibabaprod Absolute rubbish movie

It's been almost a week since i saw Bhooth Bangla, and i don't even remember what this movie was about. What was the point ? This movie has no iconic scene that Priyadarshan previous movies had. The jokes were good but they got irritating after a while and the story made Zero sense, it felt like I was trapped in a Theater. The legacy of Bhool Bhulaiyaa is hard to recreate... Pls stop ruining it

@rishibagree Given how aggressive & notorious TMC workers can be, shouldn’t central forces be better equipped than just lathis?

🚨 West Bengal Polls: Central forces intervene as TMC workers allegedly blocked the road near polling booths in Cooch Behar.

@AdvaitaKala Your 6th sense is absolutely correct ma’am!

Am getting a sense - (I may be wrong of course) but BJP is going to win West Bengal.

@desimojito But who even said this is Spain or Germany? 😂

This is not Spain or Germany. This is Gujarat

@DealsDhamaka Because nothing is private anymore—not even your mobile number.

I dunno why, the SPAM calls have increased a lot in the last 2 weeks on both my numbers - Airtel and Jio

@Freyy_is We tried that as a family too. But one night, after everyone slept, I quietly swapped everything out with my favorite dinners. And guess what? For a whole week, we ended up eating what I love 😂

we got tired of asking “what should we eat tonight?” so we wrote all our favorite dinners on slips of paper and put them in a jar. every week we draw from it. dinner lottery.

@NoContextHumans That’s exactly why you don’t celebrate too soon 😂

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