Lew Morgante

Raleigh, NC I will be there telling jokes during the Raleigh Comedy Festival would love to see you Friday 3/27 @ the Hippo 7 pm & then Saturday 3/28 8 pm @ Kings ticket links are in my bio. If you can’t make a show share it with a friend in the area I would really appreciate it!

If you ever need medical supplies I implore you to never use @lincare they are by far the worst company to deal with and care very little about health and more about their bottom line!

The saying “Working hard or hardly working?” had to have started in the porn industry.

How long before CBS & paramount offers Andrew Schulz the Stephen Colbert spot!

New Album Cover

@JoJoFromJerz “This was the technique I used on the orange goon that got me nominated Vice President”

Caption contest!

@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump @MikeWaltz47 How do you type with your tongue so far up Trumps ass?

I agree with President @realDonaldTrump that @MikeWaltz47 is an invaluable member of his national security team and that he should continue to serve the President and our country.

👀 You have got to be kidding me. theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

@elonmusk You are an asshole!

The stranded astronauts watching another Space X launch failure.

The United Spites of America.

Trump & Vance: “Look how tough we are!” America: “Ok, it’s time to cancel this shit!”

@iamnot_elon B

🗓️SAVE THE DATE🗓️ We're excited to announce, "From Wilmington, With Love," a hurricane relief concert on Oct. 29 at 6:00 p.m. at Greenfield Lake Amphitheater featuring @BenFolds, musicians from western North Carolina, and other special guests.

@elonmusk You are gross.

Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life

Oh me, well I’m into banal sex.