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Nicholas stated from his apartment in Cavan; "Who can say no to Nicholas Crasea. Apart from all those who did."

[BREAKING] Taoiseach Nicholas Crasea faces abuse allegations from ex boyfriend Kevin O'Neil. “He would even joke that it looked like he abused me.” Kevin said. Even though he did not name Nicholas in his allegations, he directly apologized to the claims.

The recently vacated West Cavan Nuclear Site has been purchased by the KNPCC Group. The company has claimed they plan to use the site for construction of Nuclear Weapons and Nuclear Energy. Pictured: Reactor 4 of the Cavan Nuclear Site, after the meltdown.

BREAKING Members of the Civil Defence Corps have been put on a 24 hour standby. Furthermore; the first signs of radiation sickness begin to show in the first responders & workers of the plant.

BREAKING An Taoiseach has declared an exclusion zone, indefinitely around the area of the Cavan Nuclear Power Station. In other news, members of coal mines have been sent to prevent radioactive materials leaking into nearby rivers.

BREAKING NEWS CillianClarke is wanted by the Cavan Neighbourhood Watch for assaulting a young boy, claiming he was a member of Fianna Fail

BREAKING Defence Forces & Cavan Fire Service have successfully tackled the blazes on the exterior, many brave Firemen still remain in the interior, continuing to fight the blazes within. An Taoiseach has also ordered for Liquadation teams to be sent to Cavan Power Station.

Today at 21:45 An Taoiseach deployed the Defence Forces as a strategic precaution to aid in the temporary evacuation of nearby towns and villages, aswell as tackling the blazes in the vicinity of Unit 4.

[BREAKING] Today at 21:30 Cavan Nuclear Power Station experienced a major failure, causing an explosion in Unit 3 & 4 of the Plant, An Taoiseach's response is "All is well in the Cavan Nuclear Power Station" Pictured: National Fire Service attending the emergency.

The LÉ Orla was retrieved by Navy tugboats today around 20:00 and brought back to port, where it will remain while the ship is being repaired before returning to Sea Trials. It is assumed that the crew will have responsibilities aboard the sister ship Ciara.

BREAKING LÉ Orla, the flagship of the Irish Naval Service reportedly began listing and taking on water on the aft section of the ship during Sea Trials, the crew were rescued by nearby LÉ Ciara, another ship undergoing Sea Trials, the Defence Forces have not commented.

Today at 17:22 Dublin Time, Crawlearian was declared a National Security Threat, this comes after a suspiciously large order of Haribo's to his private estate.

Today at 22:12 Dublin Time, Lt Gen YukWuk was found dead at his estate, this comes after his name was released on the Epstein Flight Logs & resignation, the cause of death is believed to be a Harribo Overdose

Today at 23:45 (11:45PM) DeaghanOConchuir had an attempt on his life after his controversial statement on Ru Paul, the British Indian Ocean Territory Authorities have not issued a statement on the attempt.

Today at 22:45 (10:45PM) Dublin Time, the Russian Embassy alerted the Defence Forces & the Government that Lieutenant Yogi reportedly passed away in his Coastal Dacha, they had found his body, resting on the porch, the cause of death was said to be a Haribo Overdose.

Today at 22:30 (10:30) Dublin Time, Lieutenant General Dave O'Cullane reportedly passed away in his Hong Kong Apartment, the cause of death is stipulated to be a Haribo Overdose, An Taoiseach has expressed deep sorrow over the death.

"I don't support Irelands control over Rockall at ALL" Said Alfiejed1 commenting on the LEGAL occupation of Rockall

Breaking News France withdraws its ambassadors from both the Netherlands & Ireland (OnlyNews only reports the finest old news)

[2/2] Premier Media thanks the locals of Middletown & Glaslough for volunteering in MASS NUMBERS to give witness statements.