I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸

If I had a nickel for every orgasm I've given a woman, I'd have a hundred counterfeit dollars.

The people who did this want you to know international law and civilian life must be protected.

If you think I'm being too harsh on Israel...

@jvgraz "FAilURes in CRISiS MAnAgEment" No need for crisis management, you psychopaths. Just PREVENT THE CRISIS.

wOrSt AtTaCk SiNcE tHe HoLoCaUsT!!

Love that these people are on my side. Absolute brawlers.

At Waffle House this morning the waitress told me, unprompted, "We've got to take Kharg Island. Otherwise we won't be safe." During my taxi ride home, the driver observed, "They call it the 'Forbidden Island.' Well not for Trump! I voted for him to send our boys to Kharg."

@BrainLeakage03 And to think the jokes were especially funny because Chuck was old *back then.*

@Problematic3000 Standing post at FOB Black in ‘06. Nonstop Chuck Norris jokes to pass the time.

I think I'm ready to face Chuck Norris now. (RIP)

We interrupt your scrolling of Israeli titty Instagram to bring you...

@jennasaysquoi And I don't think they're really on a call when they're photographed for those calendars.

i bet firefighters sometimes plant those cats in trees just so they can take them out

My sex life is so bad, the last time my girlfriend came was with the frame.

Perhaps my biggest hurdle to speaking a foreign language is if nobody likes me in English, then nobody's gonna like me in Spanish.

To my esteemed on-the-fencers, Are we warming up to the idea now that Israel, for all intents and purposes, holocausted the people of Gaza for two and a half years? Are you understanding now what they're capable of?

@MattWalshBlog She was a grieving widow, Matt! How could you?!

There is no good moral reason why she should not simply be taken outside the morning after her conviction and hanged. This woman has lost her right to exist.

@JOKAQARMY1 I'm following Candace for as long as she moves the ball forward. Like everyone else I follow, I'm dropping her like a bad habit the moment she betrays her fans. This guy says "reject it all," but what does that mean? Don't fight Zionism because it's all hopeless?? Just give up?

Bullingdon Club. 🤔

My misguided opinions about US foreign policy came about during the infancy of the GWOT, in which I participated. How, in the year 2026, is anyone buying into the government's bullshit?

Losing faith in the idea that I can just take just any entry level job to make ends meet. Recruiter: "But we see you have no prior experience in shoveling pig shit. Is there any way you can convince us that this is your new dream career???"

If Jesus had died like Elvis, would Christians wear tiny outhouses around their necks?

@MoMohler Wow, props to him!

Jordan Peterson once said “you cannot twist the fabric of reality without it snapping back”. Though his words were not shared in the context of today’s current events, they ought to be recalled as we examine the objective failure of this administration’s disastrous decision to attack Iran. Over the last three years especially, we have watched Zionists bend the fabric of reality; They have purchased views, influencers and journalists. They have activated millions of online bots. They even went so far as to stage an open takeover of Tik-Tok when they grew incensed that the youth was sympathetic to Palestine. With a seemingly unlimited budget, they have feverishly banned accounts and passed speech laws—only to discover that none of these actions amount to real power. In fact, they represent actions taken when power is on the brink of collapse. Because while bots can land in every comment section across social media,they cannot land planes in the Middle East. Bots are not capable of putting their boots on the ground and delivering you Iran. It turns out you still need real human beings for that. The very kind that they have banned, blocked, and smeared for the better part of the last three years. No matter how many articles Bari Weiss publishes or how many monologues Mark Levin stammers through, the overwhelming majority of people in the world sense that Charlie Kirk was murdered for opposing this war and that Israel’s hands are not clean in the story. Charlie Kirk’s assassination and Netanyahu’s response to it, was consequential to Israel. There is a foundational principle that magicians should never believe in their own magic. It is important to draw a distinction between illusion and reality. It was not magic that maintained Israel’s place in the world. It was a reality that people like myself and like Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly (however ignorant we may or may not have been in our earlier assessments) once genuinely supported Israel and thought Zionism was a moral position. We may have been wrong but we were many. More crucially, the American people as a whole believed in the innocence and friendship of Israel and were therefore willing to die overseas to defend Her. All of that goodwill has now evaporated and it happened virtually overnight. In their sheer arrogance, rather than meaningfully working to restore relationships, zionists continue to use tactics of slander, deception, law-fare and yes, murder to force their perspectives. They no longer seem capable of making a distinction between illusion and reality. They wrongly assumed that with enough money, they could purchase truth. Zionists are quite literally their own worst enemies right now. No one believes them about anything anymore, nor should they. Calls to “prosecute Tucker Carlson” or to “bankrupt Candace Owens” register to the public as exactly what they are: Rabid, ill-advised demands from a bunker normally made right before an empire is about to fall. Before reality snaps back. Just my opinion.