Random Jokes

I created this account for those who want some random jokes in their timeline. A new joke or two every 4 hours! Also, I don't believe in spam or clickbait so you wont ever see that from this account.! :) #randomjokes #teamfollowback

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. #dadJoke #dadJokes

What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet! #dadJoke #RandomJokesIO

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray. #RandomJokesIO #dadJokes

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? Cool Ranch! #dadJokes #dadJoke

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved. #dadJokes #RandomJokesIO

My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it! #dadJoke #RandomJokesIO

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator! #dadJoke #dadJokes

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case. #randomJokes #dadJoke

I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind #RandomJokesIO #dadJokes

What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground. #dadJokes #dadJoke

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?" #RandomJokesIO #dadJokes

Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday. #dadJoke #randomJokes

Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend #dadJokes #dadJoke

What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream. #RandomJokesIO #dadJoke

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste. #randomJokes #RandomJokesIO

Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? A: Pasta la vista, baby! #dadJokes #dadJoke

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty #randomJokes #RandomJokesIO

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they're just a bit shady. #dadJokes #RandomJokesIO

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there #dadJoke #dadJokes

I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O. #RandomJokesIO #randomJokes