Salman

The life of your retard friend who went all in on semiconductor stocks and refused to understand the concept of diversification

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When you realise in Trading the hardest skill is doing Nothing.

Shitcoiners locking in before their sesh

Every time you want to hangout :

I don’t believe ANYTHING our government tells us.

Only traders will understand this feeling.

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Barron Trump trading against people that have no insider information:

@sherlock_hodles lmao 😂

“Never touching leverage again” Crypto mfs after one green candle:

The real flex isn’t a Ferrari… It’s having the freedom to go to the gym at 10am if you want to.

@TatesPlatform @Cobratate كَذَّاب

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@AFearedOpponent @Cobratate @TateTheTalisman

@WatcherGuru Less goo

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@ApusCoin @UpNextFighting UNF30

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Look at the timestamp of this tagged post, I exited my $BTC long on January 8th and called for more downside. This is the condition of $BTC now🙂 :

@WatcherGuru 🗣️

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@bestplayeratlas 🥲

Traders with skill but no capital.