Robert “The Cannon” Paulson

@meterPillar02 6 freshman vcards?

Thank you fans! #UndergradComplete - 5 years - 4 bookies faded - 3 hospital visits - 2 failed classes - 1 cocaine addiction #WeAre

Alex Caruso, I am sorry SGA more like SGGay

@meterPillar02 I’d rather storm the beaches of Normandy

Pillar's decided to drop the god damn Axis Powers on me. Fucking Nuremberg in this house

I just peed a little…

@MrMeatNPotatoes Thank god I don’t see any houses on the right #playtheslice

Par 4. Blue tees are 150 yards to the left and it’s 260 to carry the water. How are you playing it?

Woulda been me if my coach sent in my tapes…

Happy freshman cracking szn to those who celebrate! #getsome

Steely Dan Sunday

@MrMeatNPotatoes I’m with you on this one, Mr. MeatNPotatos. These young kids simply cannot appreciate good sport anymore. Shameful.

Hot take: Saying a UFC fight sucks because there’s more grappling/wrestling vs striking is just as bad of a take as saying soccer sucks because there’s aren’t enough goals scored

@CapiLinguini Featuring Rex Orange County too. Shit slaps.

I wear sweats and I either play like bron or bronny😭😭

@mascotabuse 10k with evo mk😭😭I could beat you with lvl 11 cards

10k trophies, I am cumming for you

@Green_BeanSenk Unfortunately didn’t connect on mine, got drunk anyways🦅

4 home runs for the 4th 🇺🇸

Love Andrew. His brother is more of a terrorist than Haliban.

Andrew Nembhard is slowly becoming one of my fav players to watch

@meterPillar02 @GinandTonic6969 Ball up top.

@GinandTonic6969 And

LFG the spark baddies are finally on campus #scoutteam

360 noscope #lank #earlyandoften

I could show Samantha some Hosp-itality tonight ;)

$3 Guinness? Yeah I think I’ll keep ordering these until my breathing becomes labored. She will be hearing from me tonight.

What a fucking tank. No one does like Lubbock #icanhandlethat