Lauren 🦅

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Lauren 🦅

@RedSTROLLOCup

Pathological people pleaser. Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift, and Philly Sports. #RingtheBell #FlyEaglesFly

Philadelphia शामिल हुए Aralık 2009

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Brandon 🇩🇴🇵🇷@BronxBombrs·1d

Baseball is so funny. On opening day everyone’s like “Baseball is back! I’m so happy I love my team!” and 2 weeks later it’s “I HATE MY TEAM WE SUCK I WANNA KILL MYSELF”

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Absolutely Hammered@ah_pod·11h

every fucking time with these dickheads.

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aimee@firelordaimee·10h

they should invent sports teams that don’t make me want to die everyday

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I’ve never felt so seen!!

tam ★@starryvalentine

teddy swims is a person???? i thought that was ed sheeran's instagram name?😭

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C O U R T N E Y@icourtneycries·2d

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I’ve always wanted a job where I could make millions for doing nothing. Guess I just need to join the Phillies

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Wow I am so glad I stayed awake for that

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Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·3d

I wish Riley had been better at swimming so we didn’t have to fucking listen to her

Riley Gaines@Riley_Gaines_

If the man who required tampons in 4th grade boy's bathrooms thinks you've lost your mind, it's a pretty good sign you're completely sane.

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g@34rths·5d

Post irritation clarity just hit And I am probably the worst person on earth

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LancCo Rob (Let’s Get Nuts Edition)@TweetsByBerto·4 Nis

If I hear “kids 14 and under take home…” on a Phillies commercial again, I swear to god I’m gonna be on the news

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Jackie 🐶@JackieSarahB·31 Mar

I really felt Alec Bohm when he said “I fucking hate this place”

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Christina Casillo@chrisrosecas·31 Mar

I used to text 40404 in 10th grade chemistry class :/

syd@SYDNEYFROMNOVA

having a Twitter made before the pandemic is so ancient to me

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Lauren 🦅@RedSTROLLOCup·31 Mar

Fuck them kids bro

Phillies Tailgate@PhilsTailgate

The Phillies added a few more giveaways: 5/8- Jesus Luzardo T-Shirt (Children 14 & Under) 5/24- Phanatic Children’s Book (Children 14 & Under) 6/29- All-Star Game Pennant (Children 14 & Under) 8/23- Bryce Harper Football Jersey (Children 14 & Under)

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Lauren 🦅@RedSTROLLOCup·29 Mar

@cxrktree @Burtnaaa Literally did he do this FOR ME?

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Lauren 🦅@RedSTROLLOCup·29 Mar

@F1NEGR3AT I googled it and it says that it still shows it😭 the circle went from blue to grey too showing it was watched! I’ll kms!

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Lauren 🦅@RedSTROLLOCup·29 Mar

I’m never creeping on anyone on Facebook ever again cause why do stories automatically play when you go to their profile???

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Lauren 🦅@RedSTROLLOCup·29 Mar

But also why do people I have no mutual friends with show up in my people you may know??? I’m too nosy

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Charlie Puth@charlieputh·27 Mar

MY 4th ALBUM WHATEVER’S CLEVER! IS OUT NOW. THANK YOU!

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Lauren 🦅@RedSTROLLOCup·27 Mar

I was so happy about opening day until crazy train pierced my ears through my tv. (I have a deep irrational fear of specifically the beginning of crazy train. I have no explanation for it)

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Lauren 🦅@RedSTROLLOCup·27 Mar

NOOO THEY CANNOT START PLAYING THE BEGINNING OF CRAZY TRAIN AT CBP. IM SO UPSET

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