Ruben रीट्वीट किया
> be superior European
> guns banned, feel ultra safe
> open borders forever, Schengen dream
> import 2 million "doctors and engineers" in one year
> crime stats go brrr
> say the quiet part out loud on social media
> wake up to rainbow-armored SWAT kicking in door at 4 AM
> "hate speech investigation, hands up bigot"
> get 18 months for wrongthink
> meanwhile in Brussels
> be Ursula
> delete 200+ SMS with Pfizer CEO about €35 billion vax deal
> "sorry texts are gone lol"
> EU Parliament asks to see them
> "they were short-lived messages, nothing to see :)"
> back in Germany defense minister days
> award €10 billion in contracts to McKinsey buddies
> all texts and emails mysteriously wiped
> investigators show up "phone fell in toilet, twice"
> consultants get fat, you get promoted to EU Empress
> now forcing digital ID + social credit on 450 million peasants
> ban Russian cats and Hungarian democracy
> still lecture Trump about "rule of law"
> notice your city looks like Mogadishu after 9 PM
> call police "sorry we're busy arresting meme posters"
> mfw universal healthcare
> mfw the dystopia has pronouns
> mfw it was aristocracy all along
>mfw
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BREAKING: 🇪🇺 EU to monitor private chats The EU reportedly plans to pass the controversial "Chat Control" legislation without discussion behind closed doors - MEP Martin Sonneborn reports on X
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