Rowdy Fallon 🇨🇦

My leg is stuck in the steering wheel #WeHadSexAndNow

And I don’t have a life jacket #FeelsLikeImLivingInAFishbowl

@MostlyPeaceful You must have a lot of straws

Three time Trump voter here. I’m sorry but enough is enough. That video was the last straw. I’m not voting for him in 2028.

@globalnews #SaschaRiley

According to the TMZ video, the president gave the person the middle finger after the heckler yelled “pedophile protector!” at him. globalnews.ca/news/11612706/…

@AgathaChocolats You’ll shoot your eye out!

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #MerryChristmas #dogs

Cooking a partridge with pear stuffing. #ThisChristmasIWillBe

@creepydotorg The Trivago

@JustTheFacts_68 Groomers of Stool

Name this band.

@Bricktop_NAFO Are you done yet

What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex? I will go first. “Hmm Moist”

When everyone calls you Dick but your name is Kevin. #YouKnowItsTimeToWorry

@PsycheWizard Look for a tracking device

You left the airport with the wrong bag Now what will you do

Why I’m not talking to you #LetsStartAConversationOn

@Darth_Pingu Chum

"Thoughts and Prayers"

@MiniZozo3 Thanks

Urine my heart, urine my soul…. #BathroomMoviesAndSongs

@NoKittyNo1 Thank you 😊

@RowdyFallon 😂😂

Deuce of Earl #BathroomMoviesAndSongs

@McLovinDemLosin @JamesTate121 Yes we do get to bitch. So you fuck off.

Bin there, done that. #IdRatherDump

Than spill the beans #IdRatherDump

My dog bit the policeman at the road check. #IWasDetainedBecause