no. 9

I made this account because s9 has had examination of Rick and Morty's dynamic typically reserved for finales every episode. My username is this because I think Rick potion #9 is where Rick truly solidified his love for Morty by kidnapping him and that's kinda profound to me

can i be lowkey hater and say that im glad we see more consequences of rick's actions that not in a 'look how sad he is' way and more 'this is actually uncomfortable' way

It doesn't need to be Rick either, make the other Smiths do questionable things. Jerry x the pool cleaner was cool. I wish they went more into the fleshlight qualities it has

I kinda miss when Rick and Morty was known as a show for weird people. We need more episodes where Rick does weird sex stuff. Make him fall in love with an animal. Give us another sperm episode.

tiptoes

@mortycore Being in a jail cell vs being in a jail cell and being shown footage of a happier you

@Rpotion9 i actually think it's gonna be worse in the fear hole in the sense that morty will see how much happier he could've been without rick

There's been a persistent theme this season of adults pointing out how "off" Rick and Morty's relationship is.. And given that we've heard the finale explores how damaging the relationship is.. This is going to be 50 fear holes isn't it

@buneeboi It's still a weird pairing too. Why's Rick touching the dick that fathered his grandkids. Why's he kissing the mouth that kisses his daughter

I love Jerrick so much, but you can really tell that a large portion of Jerrick shippers want to ship Rickorty but are too scared to go all the way on the age gap incest so they go with the smaller age gap pseudo incest instead. Like bro just embrace it at this point

@kyzellar_2 He's such a fucking slut

@JasPlagueCecil Step 1 ragebait other Morty by insinuating you suck and ride his Rick's cock step 2:____ step 3: profit(??)

And this was sandwiched between "Me and Rick have a... rhythm" and "Sometimes we do a huge beam together" and then Morty asking "what even are you??" they were fucking 100%

I made this account 2 days ago to say weird gooner things and one of my weird gooner posts got 10k likes. Now I'm self conscious. My amazing irresistable personality is my downfall

A completely different idea churned out during the process. eesh…

Rick and Morty kiss scene when

@yandereary The way he was like "I don't want the surgery but don't take my Rick away" 💔

@Rpotion9 I got maddeningly uncomfortable when Morty started defending him. Poor baby (is mentally in his 200's atp) got groomed so hard he chooses violence to stay with his abuser. They put actual crack in these episodes.I can't wait for more

This is too similar to how real child abuse reports go irl. You may have a parent that sucks but you're scared to have them sent away. Rick tensing up and framing the kind doctor as meddling. They're being so brazen with it. My chest hurts

@mortydazzlers Hey.................

so i paused during the s3 intro and got morty boner from the buttface universe

Lazy thing #rickandmorty

@Galactic_Slush0 Cuute

old man wont let his grandson play f0rnite in peace #rickorty

i mean why does he treat morty differently if he has no dick? Like.. he could've said legs, arms, LUNGS, HEART, IDK, BUT HE SAID DICK BECAUSE??? SOMEHOW ????THATS RELEVANT TO HIS BEHAVIOR TOWARDS MORTY??????

Ok, now that im home i can speak freely, what the hell did rick mean by this