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Fillmore Wilbury 🎶

@RussRoth4

power pop treasure hunter, dot connector, mustachioed dad of 3, favorite misheard lyric: "we're all such silly people" (Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On)

SoCal शामिल हुए Mart 2017
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Fillmore Wilbury 🎶@RussRoth4·
Marked safe from being accounted for.
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Marcmywords
Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·
Damn girl, that personality of yours has destroyed more wood than a colony of termites.
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Slappy
Slappy@Slapmemam·
"It’s just a headache." Okay, and the Titanic was just a boat.
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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey
Adulthood - a never-ending story of shit you have to do.
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Nikki Roxx
Nikki Roxx@NikkiRoxx141265·
Okay friends I have work to do. Have a good night this Friday eve. Unless you're Australian. Then continue to let us know how Friday is
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Tara
Tara@tara_266273·
Girl who asks for magic and gets sawed in half.
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
Your tongue’s ability to detect hair is underrated.
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Stu, For Real
Stu, For Real@StuForReal·
Every tweet i have ever posted has been a direct quote from the bible i swear to god
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Ⓜ️isterD
Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UK·
One day you wake up and you now like dark chocolate and realise you're old now
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Skurt Vonnegut
Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHater·
The whole gang is here! There's Doc (he's a doctor), Smoky (he's a chain smoker) and Larry Strange Balls (he has strange balls).
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Slappy
Slappy@Slapmemam·
"It’s a bit breezy out." For you, it’s a breeze. For me, it’s an unplanned flight to Kansas.
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Case
Case@Cactuscali1991·
Street fighter? I'm looking for a street lover.
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Case
Case@Cactuscali1991·
Partner you've baja'ed your last blast.
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Slim Plimsoll
Slim Plimsoll@slimplimsoll·
My body is a temple, in that I ask people to remove their shoes before entering.
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Stu, For Real
Stu, For Real@StuForReal·
Sex is like riding a bike in that if it's been a while you'll likely faceplant over the handlebars and get your junk caught in the chain
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Stu, For Real
Stu, For Real@StuForReal·
Is that a severed head in your freezer or are you just happy to see me
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Forward March
Forward March@RunOldMan·
Therapist:  You missed your last appointment. Me:  You told me to stay away from any unnecessary stress. Therapist:  . . . . .
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Slappy
Slappy@Slapmemam·
If I could just unscrew my head and leave it on the nightstand for an hour, I would.
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Lori
Lori@Cornjerker78·
Judge: you’re here because you booped the cop on the nose Me: your honor, may I approach the bench? Judge covering his nose: absolutely not
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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey
At this age the only clubs I'll be going to are Sam's, BJ's or Costco.
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Slappy
Slappy@Slapmemam·
Survival of the fittest? Please. If a predator chases me, I can't even use "distraction by jiggle." I just have to hope the bear thinks I’m a particularly sturdy hiking pole.
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