Dusty Bin

Because of you I have a daughter and can never thank you enough. #MerryXmasNHS @NHSMillion

Has that lad in the white top taken off his jumper and tucked it into the front of his jeans? #totp

A ballsy move from Cher. Miming with not even a mic, no fucks given about attempting to look like she’s doing it live. Outstanding #totp

Unbelievably this lot broke up in 2001 as their US tour was cancelled due to 9/11. Never thought I’d be thanking Osama for ending the cartoons… #totp

@EricTrump Old but gold.

🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"

Do they still do a chart on a Sunday? #totp

Vented armpits on the fleece tho. Sensible. #totp

A tune but the bloke is a cunt. Yes Jay Kay. #totp

Not their best but a decent tune from the mighty Shed #totp

Absolute banger and the video was brilliant #totp

I really wanted to like Garbage in the 90s but I really couldn’t. Stupid Girl was decent but that was it #totp

This was also a bag of cat wank #totp

Is the drummer Rodders out of Only Fools? #totp

Him in the hat needs his hard drive checking #totp

Pretty sure it was the last tho Gail…. #totp

@BBCNews This has cheered me right up.

Eni Aluko wins Joey Barton libel case over X posts bbc.in/4sHPhv3

Light relief: My daughter challenged me to how fast I could press start on stop on a stop watch. I can't consistently get quicker than 0.09s, though on my phone the touch screen mean I can do 0.06s. What's your quickest?

@KemiBadenoch This is just like the time you binned all thise coppers then triumphantly declared you were going to solve the low police numbers you’d created. Replacing experienced heads with green recruits. You slashed troop numbers repeatedly. Own your mess.

My plan to use welfare savings to boost the number of troops👇

@KemiBadenoch How are you going to recruit them, stop the high numbers of people signing off, the experienced service personnel walking out the door? Where will they go? What about the infrastructure needed to home, feed and train them? Weapon systems? Which arms/services? Half a plan.

Leavitt: The president had a feeling, again, based on fact, that Iran was going to strike the US.

@M4ttso You don’t often see a yellow T-shirt

Thicko Americans getting ready to fight Tie Rack.