crazy ass moments in star wars history

Padmé Amidala’s crotch withstands 14,432 newtons of force (2002)

Colonel Sanders, Alexis from Pizza Hut, and the Taco Bell Chihuahua team up to liberate Naboo (1999)

R2-D2 and C-3PO re-enact Gulliver’s Travels (2011)

A Star Destroyer chases a rebel ship into an Exogorth space slug (2019)

Natalie Portman defends the prequels (2018)

The French Air and Space Force announce their plans to launch a satellite called “Yoda” (2021)

@NovaInfernuss Scared the shit out of me with that username

@SW_Moment another reason maul is the goat

Maul performs a Mortal Kombat finisher on a Wampa (2014)

Maz Kanata offers Poe Dameron an edible (2019)

R2-D2 finds love on Sesame Street (1980)

No, really

CW: Salvador Larocca art Screaming Citadel features a picture of Aphra traced from “Surprised Asian girl eating spaghetti” (2017)

Han Solo and Chewbacca pose as bathroom attendants (2018)

??? (1982)

Stormtroopers use playing cards featuring Asajj Ventress and Palpatine as face cards (2018)

C-3PO and R2-D2 wear disguises (2018)

Clone Trooper “Charger” is killed by electrocution (2011)

@OMEGA0712 That ain’t her

Shaak Ti dies (2005) (2008) (2011) (2014)

@actisclass There is a fifth in the iOS version of The Force Unleashed where Starkiller uses the force to make a big venus fly trap eat her, but I can’t find footage

@SW_Moment Let’s shoot for a fifth

Vergere departs through a wet sphincter (2002)

Jedi Master Bayts, pronounced exactly how you think (2000)