Sandy Addison

@LewAustinn well done big lad!

Mikill Pane returns to Lincoln tonight with a headline show in The Platform! Tickets from engineshed.co.uk

I just farted in tune with the track I'm playing, nobody is here to witness it, so I had to tell someone. Sorry fam. It was a real moment.

What a great feeling!

A strip club owner bought a house next door to his ex-wife and installed a giant middle finger statue...

"W" is a dickhead letter.

Spare a thought for the poor #Chelsea fans stuck in the 10-mile tailback on the M1.

Skint Friday's at republic is only called skint Friday's because by the time you leave you're skint! #ripoff

@SaulEdwards_ this sounds really gay bro!! Like really gay

@samadkins94 my point about a month or so ago!! It's so painful I just want people to posting funny shit again.... What's the world come to?

Yes. This is is me.

@samadkins94 beers on Sam 🍻

@Sherbzz_ he must not have much work in so he's making more for himself.... The old #classictrick

@Sherbzz_ #sparkyarmy!!!! You probably deserved it

Rabies isn't as bad as I first thought twitter.com/UberFacts/stat…

@LewAustinn puddles is sticking!! #sagerpuddles

@samadkins94 none of that tomorrow boys