Samantha Smith

After 15 years of making jokes that only I thought were funny and posting song lyrics that made no sense out of context- it’s time to get off this app for good. Bye.✌🏻

unaware sometimes I do not breathe when I know you are with me I hold my breath without thinking fearful that I might wake up from this beautiful dream and find you disappearing as if the morning light were eating away the mist as its warmth covers the sea

Do u guys think I can move on

Please don’t be in love with someone else. Please don’t have somebody waiting on you.

Stop worrying if your vision is new. Let others make that decision—they usually do. You keep moving on.

Now I understand. And it’s time to leave the woods.

Ok you can ban TikTok but please just let us keep watching all of the accounts with talking parrots

Weird brag, but I always look great in the Target checkout cameras. 💁🏼‍♀️✨

We are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of The Vivienne. Her talent, humor, and dedication to the art of drag was an inspiration. She will be dearly missed, but her legacy will live on as a beacon of creativity and authenticity – she embodied what it means to be a true champion.  Our hearts go out to her family and fans during this difficult time.

Nooo that’s my emotional support guy i text who’s not into me

Clue and Funny Girl are currently on the YouTube free movies channel. You’re welcome.

A revival of the Pirate Queen but it’s with the original Broadway cast.

I have to stop waiting around to feel happy here in my hometown.

Am I really thinking of moving to DC in 2025?

Tomorrow's New Year's Eve, but this year, America actually dropped the ball on November 5th.

God, I am such a great Auntie.