S S Sodhi

Bhaee zu dont need an Old Age app. You just need a mirror.

Ze baat!

🖕from Chandigarh.

Quitting Twitter. #YussYuss It waz fun till it lasted. I have to leave now due to a greater calling. I hereby announce that I am zoining the Avengerz. I found thiz in ze cupboard bhaee! #Zoke

I hope they cast their vote rather than vote their cast. #Yuss

Delete Tinder. Buy a Motorcycle.

Bhaee Dinesssssss! 10/10. V.Good! #IndvsBan

I can bet my life on the fact that @SrBachchan is drunk as fuck right now.

@EvangelistHub Hi. Sorry, I’m not into that anymore. Thanks for asking.

Breaking: CBFC and Bhansali have settled in on to change ze name to Padmanvati.

Q. Pepsodent toothpaste killz 99.9% of germz. What doez Pepsodent Sensitive do? It killz 99.9% of germz without hurting their feelingz, bhaee!! #PeeZay #YussYuss

Heartbroken people have poor general knowleze. Because zab dil hi toot gaya, toh GK kya karenge? #PeeZay #Zoke

#Peezay Q. Zu just bought a new shopping mall. How will zu invite your friendz? A. Maula mere Maula...

Best Network?

Thiz Christmas, gift your kidz a big pack of batteriez and attach a card that sayz "Toyz not Included". #OyeJingle

Me: Boyzz, main zo Question poochoonga, uska zawaab Phatapat diziye. Ok? Bataiye, India ki razdhani ka kya naam hai? Pankaz: Phatapat. #Boyzzz #HaathUpar

Twitter is nothing but a swimming pool full of Bakchods. #Yuss

Bhaee ze Rohit Sharma scored a double century on hiz Wedding Anniversary. Few dayz back ze entire team barely manazed a hundred plus score. Guess it waz ze captain’s mother-in-law's birthday, that day. #Zoke

Women pareshaan with Men sending forwarded Good Night messagez on whatsapp. Men pareshaan with Men sending forwarded Good Morning messagez on whatsapp. #AzeebDaastaanHaiZe

The AAPMobile got stolen in your home ground? What’s the deal Kejri ji? #Yuss