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Chopped is heading to a remote island for Chopped Castaways, a new 8-episode survival spinoff hosted by Ted Allen. 12 elite chefs will compete on the Food Network show debuting in May.

Men, please name some clothing items you CANNOT STAND to see on women. Like gives you the instant ick. I’m tryna build a man repellent wardrobe.

been a little less online lately during my bottom surgery recovery & probably will continue to be for a bit (aside from friday because my book will finally be out!!!) but to anyone who cares: i’m doing really well! 🥰 very strange, lots of change, but getting easier every day :)

45 minutes into oceans 12 i was like ok this is the best movie ever it can't possibly get any better than this. 15 minutes later they took it to lake como and added vincent cassel sexy style

Watched the first episode and yeah…that’s one of the best pilots I’ve ever seen.

emily henry took a picture of herself holding augustus everett’s book. there are so many layers to this.

sooooooo funny that nobody has explained political asylum to trump and they all just keep letting him recite the plot of joker like it's a policy issue

Jennifer Lawrence reveals to Las Culturistas she’s producing a Miss Piggy movie with Emma Stone. Cole Escola is writing the script.

Christian Bale with Cher in Rome, Italy

Just your friendly neighborhood English teacher turned librarian here to remind you that literacy has always been political.