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@Catuary1 somebody? yes. On Twitter? no.

Can someone walk me through the basics of statutory accounting and give some examples of how it differs from GAAP besides the DAC?

hey #actuaries, are you psychic? Want to get next week's forecast today? maybe you can. Check out this blog post #saas #cloudtechnology slopesoftware.com/2021/02/12/sca…

@mathladyhazel look, it's either in a dark alley late at night with a gun to your head, or being chased by the scientist-eating dinosaur who eats scientists at a Poisson rate. We all have to go some time!

webcast! #actuaries! #cloudtechnology! #prizes! Okay, maybe no prizes. but all the rest is true. soa.org/prof-dev/webca…

Yes, there's a lesson in this whole #GameStop debacle for actuaries. slopesoftware.com/2021/01/28/the… #GME #actuarial #actuaries #riskmanagement #scenariotesting

we are thoroughly entertained #GameStop

@Actuarial_Tutor frankly, you didn't need Twitter for step 1.

*Comes on Twitter.* *Sees the world has gone mad.* *Crawls back into actuarial shell.*

want to be a better #actuary? Of course you do. How? 1) read this blog post: slopesoftware.com/2021/01/25/gue… 2) ??? 4) PROFIT!

@nicoleradziwill Insults You Thought Of The Next Day

Juran's Quality Handbook

yo - we wrote *another* eBook (basically). Here's the summary of our first ever Wasted Time Survey. slopesoftware.com/2021/01/15/was… TL;DR - #actuaries waste too much time. See how. #actuary #actuarial #efficiency

hey #actuaries, do you ever wonder why your predecessors might have chosen the systems they did? This quick case study shows exactly why a client recently selected SLOPE. TL;DR - they want to be actuaries, not gymnasts: slopesoftware.com/2021/01/21/eas… #actuarial #saas #CloudComputing

yo - we wrote *another* eBook (basically). Here's the summary of our inaugural Wasted Time Survey. slopesoftware.com/2021/01/15/was… TL;DR - #actuaries waste too much time. See how. #actuary #actuarial #efficiency

@EvanKirstel #dilbert is the best! slopesoftware.com/2020/01/27/wor…

“I want you to work from home for two days per week to reduce our carbon footprint” 😂 #FlashbackFriday #FridayFunny #workingfromhome #wfh #remotework

"After working with your software and went back to other actuarial software, I feel like going back to the stone age." -- email from one of our #actuaries using our modern #actuarial software. slopesoftware.com

@ActuaryDog all meats are ultimately plant-based, right? because even carnivores, which eat animals, are eating things that eat plants, no?

what do you do when you come to the end of "the worst year ever" (every single person in the world)? You brag about it! slopesoftware.com/2020/12/22/202…

@Catuary1 S&U tables would be perfect for wrapping up boomerangs, right?

Did you know the scratch paper from exam studying also make good wrapping paper? Ft. My mortality table

@EvanKirstel truly, South Dakota is the only reasonable group among you all.

The most popular Christmas movie by state Wow, what’s wrong with #Massachusetts!? 🐸

@Catuary1 when it's somebody else's money, it's somebody else's problem.

Me with my bank account: 30 dollar disappeared from my bank account?WHERE DID IT GO? IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD Me during asset valuations: the numbers are off by a million, it's probably a rounding thing, everything is fine

this image is in our newest blog post: slopesoftware.com/2020/12/04/six… yeah, we went there.