Ben Thomas

@pipterino Not sure about that new celebrity crazy golf course at Madame Tussaud’s.

new Basic Instinct reboot looks thought-provoking

why are the boxes square when the pizzas are round? makes you think

@MrPLitchfield He’s joining the Red Arrows display team.

He sold all his gin?

My wife's weird, last week she said she wouldn't mind if I had a tattoo, today she's complaining about all the bagpipers in the garden.

@nodqdotcom @aaronrift Wasn’t going to happen as her matches generally aren’t very good and they needed the airtime on Smackdown for more ratings-grabbing gold with the Wyatt Sicks and MFT.

Jade Cargill on her run as WWE women’s champion: “I wanted to wrestle more, I wanted more competitive matches” nodq.com/news/jade-carg…

@spankybackpack @OldRoberts953 To hold in my hand a capsule that contains such power, to know that life and death on such a scale was my choice... To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb, enough to break the ministerial code, would end everything... Yes, I would do it!

@OldRoberts953 I remember when Adric stayed behind to crack the ministerial code 🙁

Just broken the ministerial code. I’d give it five minutes.

I don’t know BBC, I think this is a spin-off too far. Surprised that Clive Myrie agreed to this.

I thought it was Mavic Chen.

Oh well that is good news.

@pipterino If you want to read about a child with seven dads you can just pick up any random copy of The Bristol Post.

@Summers2theB it’s this - the title is very apt

reading a book I hate, only got 80 pages left but it’s so boring I can’t remember anything interesting that’s happened over the previous 273. Abort?

@nodqdotcom @aaronrift Best “In Your House” in years.

How would you rate #WWE #WrestleMania 42 Saturday on a scale of 1-10?

@pipterino Not a good time to discover you’ve got a serious dairy intolerance.

Monday tomorrow

@fin_lay24 Remember when he beat that Roboman to death with his stick in Dalek Invasion of Earth?

@timolsky @cookiesandacoke And when he’s got an erection the tattoo reads: I’ve got a Penis - 15”.

@cookiesandacoke “Ooooh, look at me, I’ve got a PS5”

Thank god I arrived early, had to update the app on my PS5! #TheFilmCrowd

@pipterino I miss Scrapheap Challenge.

great to see the Amish out and about

Coming soon from Big Finish Productions:

That reminds me, I need to pompously announce something about Doctor Who dollies on Twitter.