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April 20th, 2021 #WoodwardGONE #WeSayNoToSuperLeague

@bentalksutd The only reason we endure this shit in the name of ‘racing’ because it’s historically bad as Sky desperately wants us to accept.

There’s just nowhere to overtake… #MonacoGP

@LPXIOP You’re a muppet. Disrespectfully.

Lewis Hamilton on supporting Brazil over England for the World Cup I'm no huge flagshagger, but even to me this is a wild thing to say when the cunt was given a KNIGHTHOOD by us... He is extremely unlikable 🙃

Not the hill to die on. You’re a presenter - the job literally requires moderating an even presentation and analysis of the event. Worst thing about this is that we have seen her job professionally for years. It’s okay to admit you got carried away and should have been better.

@USMNTBaldEagle The Bombers I feel suits the best. Y’all bomb everyone with impunity but also bomb on the pitch in this sport so hard. It’s perfect.

This post made me realize nobody knows what the hell a USMNT is. It's basically our nickname at this point and it kinda sucks. We're stuck with initials while other countries have cool/creative identities. 🇧🇷 Brazil: Canarinho 🇫🇷 France: Les Bleus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England: Three Lions 🇮🇹 Italy: Gli Azzurri 🇩🇪 Germany: Die Mannschaft 🇯🇵 Japan: Samurai Blue 🇳🇬 Nigeria: The Super Eagles 🇿🇦 South Africa: Bafana Bafana 🇲🇽 Mexico: El Tri 🇦🇺 Australia: Socceroos What are some potential identities the #USMNT could use besides the initialism?

@buyukkazanan Okay, before anything else, first decide whether you’re the biggest club or a little club in London. Fucking morons.

Insane headloss. For all arsenals flaws, they won the league against a state funded sportswashing project and lost the UCL against the French equivalent. A little club from North London vs the state coffers of Abu Dhabi and Qatar

@leclerczeval @GrumpyFelo Home race. He’s Monegasque.

@GrumpyFelo im new here please be nice

why is charles on the poster

@joelbeya Cry some more. Cry real hard.

Cundy and Agbonlahor…I was ashamed for the Football to see the way you celebrated PSG’s win against Arsenal, unbelievable!

@NikhilaHenry @scribe_it This is untrue. Please don’t fall for fake news. From reports, Zee is presently negotiating a TV and digital broadcast rights with FIFA which is likely to be concluded before the tournament commences.

@scribe_it Really? Nice!

Can someone please tell us who is going to telecast the FIFA World Cup in India? 😡

@FergieTime_M16 @utdreport Yeah, inconsequential appearances while winding down his contract. Not exactly confidence inducing example is it? Get a good transfer fee and MOVE ON.

@utdreport I knw people will come at me, and most media had stated no way back to United for Rashford…but don’t be surprised Rashford play for United next season. No one expected Tyrell Malacia would play for United this season.

Marcus Rashford on Instagram working alongside a coach who’s wearing a #mufc’s training kit.

@magic3hundred Nous does a solid job across both full back positions so it makes sense. I agree on Mount, gifted player but cursed physically. If he’s fit now, better move him on instead of keeping a passenger in the squad who can’t contribute. The money should be on the pitch.

Poor call and a red flag btw. Difference between elites like Pep Enrique and these niggas

There's something to be said about Rashford constantly seeking the comfort of a long term contract and little responsibility while being in a vocation which requires repeated and consistent demonstration of your ability and output.

Put him on the market. Surely, we can't get less than 26mil. He's been twerking his Barca swag this whole time when that broke ass club can't even pay his value.

@AnnemarieDray I remember us smashing Leeds 5-1 on opening day. We all remember how that season went 😫

The kind of performance from Manchester United that makes you wish the season started tomorrow.

@ManUtd @adidasfootball These designs are really not worth the hassle of taking sponsorship penalties from adidas. A 6 year old with crayons will come up with this exact design if you ask him to draw a Man Utd shirt. My sympathies for those willing to spend money on this. Get a retro one instead.

The red that unites us ❤️‍🔥 🤝 @adidasFootball

@ORohitO So much for taking sponsorship penalties from adidas only for adidas to then design a plain red shirt with white collar, shoulder and sleeve strips. Did they design it in one of those ‘design your own shirt’ features in FIFA 22?

The shirt is the shirt. As always, it looks better on the players during games than the first pics that come out. The only thing I do not understand is those THICK AF sleeve stripes.

The funny thing about the Rice/Bruno discourse is that if you really wanted an Arsenal player to win the award, either of their CBs should have a better shout than Rice. This public rejection of Bruno Fernandes by certain journos only reveals the collective hate they have for him

@Otternyatlaw Shouldn’t the goal be to trim EVERY inefficiency, including this, or just because this is some performative thing it’s okay to waste precious little court hours available?

I know we are all worried about efficient use of time. I just feel like there are other inefficiencies that can be trimmed before this.

I know it’s an unpopular take but if you’ve given your life to practice in an institution and made a significant impact, the institution can spare half an hour of work time to remember you.

@SpaceTechUs @F1 @FanCode Pay they Rs 3k odd amount for F1 subscription. If you can only pay Rs. 500 for a season pass, then cock your piehole and deal with it.

Fancode getting the streaming rights of Formula 1 in India is the worst thing that has happened to racing. This is the most horrible race watching experience. @F1 if you care about racing, take the streaming license away from @FanCode immediately. #MiamiGP

@CFC_Dubois Can we have it, please?

Send United another £50 million for Garnacho.

@LiveLawIndia Even WiFi gave up on her rona dhona

The Court’s VC is not functioning properly. Justice Sharma is waiting for it to be fixed. SGI Tushar Mehta is connected through VC.

#BREAKING Justice Swarana Kanta Sharma to pronounce judgment today on Arvind Kejriwal’s application seeking her recusal from hearing the liquor policy case. Judgment to be pronounced at 2:30 PM.