Technoblade

“ KNOW THYSELF KNOW THY ENEMY ”

@HighOnLuck Okay

@Tech_theblade No

I think I really love men

@HighOnLuck Valid.

I’m tired of being tired i’m going to commit murder

@Afoxygrin Potatoes.

@Tech_theblade Dream of anything?

Slept well.

@theecrowfather What do you mean you're impressed?? I know how to take care of myself.

@Tech_theblade wow. im impressed still chores to do then

@RenewedEmperor Good.

@Tech_theblade I wasn't complaining I was just saying Plus besides the hangover I slept okay as well

@RenewedEmperor So dont complain to me.

@Tech_theblade I know

@theecrowfather I am fed. I am a grown adult I feed myself.

@Tech_theblade chores and i have to get you fed

@RenewedEmperor You're the one who drank heavily.

@Tech_theblade I feel sick

@theecrowfather Go back to bed then. Sleep better.

@Tech_theblade it was okay :)

@theecrowfather Did you?

@Tech_theblade good

@Afoxygrin I could very easily hit a little guy with paws.

@Tech_theblade W- HUH??? YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT!!! IM JUST A GUY!!! A LITTLE GUY!!!!!! WITH PAWS, MAN!!!! WITH PAWS!!!!! YOU WOULDN'T HIT A LITTLE GUY WITH PAWS NOW WOULD YOU?

Eating snow to feel joy.

@Afoxygrin Im going to hit you.

@Tech_theblade whateverimsureyourbraindeadidiotstupidfacebrainisgonnaeattheyellowsnowandgetastomachbug....

@Afoxygrin I would know. And you are not. So I shall continue eating snow thank you.

@Tech_theblade I could be. you never know. I'm like the grandson of a god So by technicality.

@Afoxygrin Are you the god forbidding it??

@Tech_theblade Yes god forbid

@Afoxygrin God forbid a man do anything.

@Tech_theblade are you five

@theecrowfather Dont you dare.

@Tech_theblade oh really ig ill just leave then yeah?

every time im right:

@theecrowfather Shut up.

@Tech_theblade who set this system up tho

I need friends that aren't Phil.