Capt. Jack Bravado

@_Tee__G @Da_Publicist7 is really mad now, her coffers are in jeopardy

Breaking news 🚨 A Nigerian man who scored a sweet RDP house in South Africa was arrested in Botswana after desperately trying to illegally sneak across the border while running for his life! 😱 We pray that he gets the death penalty. The Botswana government doesn’t take chances.

@Miz_Ruraltarain Reschuffling the cesspool

Senzo Mchunu, currently embroiled in a high-stakes police scandal, has officially thrown his hat into the ring. He joins the likes of Fikile Mbalula and Panyaza Lesufi in a high-octane scramble for the ANC presidency ahead of the 2027 conference. With the battle lines drawn and his reputation under the microscope, do you think Mchunu has the grit to lead both the ANC and the nation? 😆 🤣

@karrabeast @ChrisExcel102 Now, they're giving the ass to Jesus's people

My employer @ChrisExcel102 authorized me to make A Thread of Mzansi failed Kukupreneurs who were saved by Church or Love

@sbu_sbuda90174 Akashayiwe lomfo

LoBaba akayeke yonke lento athathe Code 14 ashayele amaTruck 🤞

@niehaus_carl Some saw a kaffir, you saw a fat booty, good man. I like that you're a part of the black thang

It’s a Niehaus thing … ❤️

@mphoramabule2 Humbleness and decency

@orlandopirates Easy 3 points for @goldenarrowsfc1

𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐗𝐈 ☠️ ⚫⚪🔴⭐ #MatchDay #OrlandoPirates #OnceAlways

@_Zac0 He definitely would

You think Emtee would pay R5000 for a shwapha?

@ThembisileQ21 Proud South African gal

Never been kissed, touched nor cuddled by a zai-zai 🤞🏾

@TshepoBacela @ReleGlo Lies, the doggystyle kids are easy to spot, they're short

@ReleGlo Missionary, we were all created via it

What's the Mother of sex positions?

@SandileKaMsibi @ReleGlo That's something new

@ReleGlo Missionary Pro Max. How God Intended.

@ReleGlo Missionary position

@sneminaj Be a fan of @KaizerChiefs ,for they know heartbreaks and betrayal

What's next after finding out the child isn't yours?

@AmukelaniMoyani Some poor South African woman probably thinks she's bewitched

An illegal Nigerian was arrested for paying R120000 lobola using fake money!

@karrabeast Fuck you, where's the cookie?

There's a picture of her topless in the comments

Imagine your wife making you wear Nigerian not knowing she misses Okonko .🤣

@Arixslops @ceraliza Is that right? I sure wanna see her asshole

@ceraliza Yes, even Trump’s wife

Realistically, has any porn star in history successfully gotten married and raised a family after retirement?

@JohnDGlckafella @ceraliza Strong man

@ceraliza Yes jasmine Cashmere

@NandosRoll They hid him with a cocktail, hayibo

Is this a red flag in a relationship????

@PicturesFoIder Gimme the Loot

Robbery by a large group of people in California