The Poison Challenge

the absolute carnival of completely insane stooges and goons that have made their home on the new jersey turnpike have to be dealt with how can you believe in the good that people do if this is allowed to keep existing

the spectacle of cruelty on display on the new jersey turnpike is so sickening that it makes you believe everyone in this state was born evil and will remain evil until they’ve breathed their last evil breath

the new jersey turnpike was designed to drive innocent kind hearted people to suicide

i have to sell nibbles & sips now

@critterally Evil gang 😈

My Evil Boyfriend

New Jersey’s concept of a “delayed green” light …. just cause u put a sign up saying that doesn’t make it okay

@critterally I would open one with you. Come over here

@ThinkLikeUncle2 Yeah

only drink in friendship city

my grogulent ass

Airball is actually short for errant ball

worda- were da people ? Wordle - Were Dull People

@pr3tty_p1sces_ @critterally don’t say that…… the pond is clear and the most beautiful fish of all has made its home there…..

@critterally in a nj pond but the pond is made of sludge and snooki and swimming in it

I feel like a big Massachusetts fish in New Jersey

@critterally they were trying to kill me.

Bf drives under the speed limit

@critterally new jersey is an ocean compared to massachusetts. massachusetts is a puddle

@critterally haha awesome

@ThinkLikeUncle2 I think you’re right poison challenge spingping balls do remind me of the woman’s bald head

I had a dream I was being kept in a basement and I was holding a red solo cup. And there were ppl lined up who had to throw ping pong balls into the cup but it was on me to catch the balls so I could be released. There was a quota of balls to catch. And they were all men

@doggirlzoey is this real? contact me.

It’s girls eat free night at in n out!!!! #GirlsEatFree #InNOut

@critterally this is really scary. i’m psychoanalyzing you now i think it wa spingping balls ⚽️ because it reminded you of the woman’s bald head

I think this happened cause I watched bugonia so I was dreaming abt being kept in a basement by men

@critterally its ok

Sometimes my bf will say something so odd

upstairs neighbor came home while me and the door to door verizon guy were on the stoop trying on each others glasses

@doggirlzoey i would integrate some kind of gimmick into the level design like sticky floors, dangerous dirty penny, guardian/soldier, etc. and it would unify the design and give it a little “luster”

If I owned a laundromat I would call it Laundrylust like like wanderlust but then no one would go because it would be the weird horny laundromat and then I would close in shame