Tim, formerly from Spult Capital

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Tim, formerly from Spult Capital

Tim, formerly from Spult Capital

@TimAtHomeAtWork

Husband (Former) Father (Beloved) Patriot. TWEETS DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF

United States शामिल हुए Nisan 2018
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Tim, formerly from Spult Capital
I always thought it was World TRADE Center, like they did TRADING there. For 25 years I’ve thought that!
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Went to the mall an a group of rowdy teens followed me around calling me ‘chopped’. Store to store, just ‘chopped chopped chopped’ I’d pick up a pair of pants to look at and they’d laugh. I’ve never been more humiliated in my life
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They don’t let good films win Oscars anymore. You need to go to some guy’s off-the-books pizza shop in Hoboken knock on the door and slip him twenty bucks to even watch movies these days
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Every Lucky Charms box should have one (1) rock in it. I think this would really boost sales
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Just saw photos from the new Mario movie and - where’s the cock? Where is his enormous hog? This isn’t even the same character anymore
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10 y.o. son is ghosting me. Simply didn’t come home from hanging out under the bridge Monday, not answering calls. Very immature if you ask me.
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CJ@cj_rebelink·
@TimAtHomeAtWork @BimbleWizard Pissed off is my default setting. I get more triggered by people using horrible grammar in their replies, than the actual reply itself, yah dig? Twitter has a mute feature, people don't even realize I'm not even paying attention to them.
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@wildling_wolf @JayMLang @g0thgoblin See you on the other side, I'll be the guy sitting in complete darkness wearing the noname brand sunglasses, eating popcorn by the fistful.
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Goth Ms Frizzle 🧚🏻‍♀️
I don't care if you're talking about my mortal enemy. You, as a man, NEVER call a woman a bitch.
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@BimbleWizard If anything, it was an own on myself being lazy..? Do you KNOW what an own/burn/diss is, sir and/or madame? Because I fear that the definition eludes you, just like sanity.
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"And the nose ring is a cook thing, you wouldn’t understand it" God damn, why was I cursed into sharing my planet with such stupidity? Here's a list of the 100 best chefs in the world, 2019. Please point to any one of them with a nose ring, I'll wait. thecookingworld.com/lifestyle/100-…
3D\/\/aRD@CoulthardSimon

@cj_rebelink @g0thgoblin That’s a cracking grill cheese and the bird’s looking hot enough to widow any woman that’s been feeding her man too much cholesterol. And the nose ring is a cook thing, you wouldn’t understand it

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