#CapTimMess☮️

@ncbags Happy April fools day, Tar Heels

It’s time to face the truth.

My favourite one today. 🙏

The last time Roy Williams left the court at the @DeanSmithCenter. 🩵🏀

We can no longer tolerate a rigged tax code that enables billionaires to pay a lower effective tax rate than the average worker & corporations like Tesla & Palantir to pay ZERO in federal income taxes while making billions in profits. Yes. The wealthy must pay their fair share.

@sadiafatma1278 Congrats!

🎂 Today I’m 55 years old. I was a pilot for 30 years... No cake, no party... but lots of memories in the clouds. 💬 A little word from you would be enough to brighten my day 💛

Trump says the US is 'leaving soon' and has 'nothing to do' with the Strait. He started a war, lost it, closed the Strait, and now he's pretending it was never his problem. This is what failure looks like

Who else agrees with this!? 👍👎

Never more true than now...👇

Ten years ago today, Donald Trump said he would pay off the national debt in the span of just eight years. Instead, it doubled. reason.com/2026/03/31/10-…

Celebs/athletes hate queer people: Tony Dungy Trey Henderson Jaden Ivey Chuck Norris JK Rowling Nick Cannon Nicki Minaj And they can all go fuck themselves

@RachelBitecofer Hawaii??

No humidity. Also I haven’t had a mosquito bite now in 5 years

Seems appropriate to do this on April Fool’s Day.

@Chickie__ Yes.

When he’s gone, are we going to strip his name off everything? Please God.

Get ready, folks. Tomorrow, that rocket behind me is launching four astronauts to the Moon for the first time in more than 50 years.

Kristi Noem has some fucking nerve asking for privacy after giving ICE agents the green light to terrorize people in their own homes

@isaacschade @DiamondHeels No April Fool's joke. I'm at the Bosh.

@MeachamDr He wants to lurk and look tough Most likely he will fall sleep, fart, or sh*t his pants.